I'm a nosy fucker and a thread seems much easier than asking everyone repeatedly on lounge what they got. 

On the first day of Christmas, the RNG gave to me.... 

Dec 01, 07:55:57    The Advent Calendar gave you a cool $395,739

So what did you get? What kind of rage and envy can I experience over the course of the month? 

The Advent Calendar gave you a cool $385,060

 Dec 01, 04:55:52    The Advent Calendar gave you a cool $753,770

Awesome little addition, I may add. Kudos Izzy et al.

Guess I'm getting high today!

Ho ho ho...ustle points. The advent calander gave me 4 hustle points

The Advent Calendar gave you a cool 92 units of Opium

Wooo 

Dec 02, 00:23:05    The Advent Calendar gave you a cool 30 units of Grain Alcohol

I feel like I'm just getting the short end of the stick repeatedly :( 

Ok I feel better about myself now, thank you. 

     MidpoinT runs in so happy cause his favorite subject in school was show and tell but, after looking around he starts feelign inadequate and starts having flashbacks of some bitch he knew once upon a midnight horror show. Mid shakes off those thoughts and remember thats what money is for and he has a good bit of it. It's to buy hookers cause they are trustworthy, he convinces himself. Regaining his happines he runs over yelling 

     "Look at this shit i got the past two days ya fuckers its kick ass!"

The Advent Calendar gave you a cool 72 units of Hashish
The Advent Calendar gave you 3 hustle points.

      "Of course I really wanted some mushrooms or heroin, I don't know if you ever had sex on heroin but it makes a slob like me good at it. The mushrooms just help for ugly bitches you can't tell if they are really ugly or you are just tripping balls." 

On the third day of christmas the RNG gave to meeeeee...

Dec 03, 00:13:18    The Advent Calendar gave you a cool 69 units of Mushrooms

Nooooooice.