A man wearing overalls starts to talk.  The jewellery on his wrists, neck and hands is worth an obviously large sum of money.  From his pocket the grip of a pistol is visible.  It has a series of notches on it.  This man is clearly no ordinary Plumber. A crowd gathers as he starts to speak.

 People of these 8 cities, for more than two weeks now, a group of hard-working, dedicated and diverse people joined together to help our fellow man.  We started an idea that took hold, an ideology that was instantly followed.  Many of our members had promising careers across these cities, some of them had a lot to lose.  But they put their lives secondary to the common good – the cause above all else.  And they suffered for it, they were mercilessly gunned down by an enemy that was scared and nervous – and rightly so.  We remember the fallen and call on you to do so now.

 The man bows his head and is appreciative of the solemnity of the crowd as they too observe the minute’s silence..

 We remember them now.  We remember them all.  And we honour their memory.  And we remember their children.  We remember them all.  The memories and the children.  I won’t labour the point, you get the drift.

 So, where are we now?  Well, I want to take this opportunity to renounce the Kuklinski lineage from The Plumbers and to announce the winding up of the organisation.  Effective immediately, all plans are to be abandoned, all targets are to be untargeted and all revolutions to be stopped.  So be it – it needs to be this way.  History has shown that The Plumbers were much bigger than just one man – though commonly associated with Kuklinski.  The Plumbers, as of this moment, don’t exist – and Kuklinski and friends are leaving the underground life behind.  The olive branch from Chicago and New York has been instrumental in this.  We would be ill advised not to accept the olive branch – the iron glove is all that is left if the olive branch is rejected.

Imagine if you will a scenario where you enter into a game of chess.  You notice that you have no knight, no queen.  No rooks and no bishops.  You cannot move sideways.  You are, basically, a pawn.  And then you realise that all of your rooks and bishops, your king and queen – and your knight – are actually on the other side.  But all you have are pawns.  Now imagine that you notice that all of your pawns have unusually large heads – they have bigger brains than the royalty on the other side.  Might it not be a temptation to formulate a plan?   Hatch an idea?  Dream up a proposal?  We think it might. 

Another way to look at it is as if you have invented a wonderful new type of linen.  You create comfortable sheets – they are white and fluffy and popular with famous people and gay men.  You know that this idea has “legs”.  You know that people WILL want to buy your linen.  You want to make and sell your linen.  Now imagine that there are people out there whose entire raison d’etre is to stop you making and selling your linen.  What would you do?  Would you make your linen and take it to market?

The man looks at the crowd that has gathered and checks to see if they understand.  Most are nodding solemnly.  A few are crying.  Some, however look confused so the man starts to speak again.

 Try to envisage an invention that allows people from all over the world able to communicate in someway – like a choice between a telegram and a telephone.  Imagine if this new invention allowed people to interact in some kind of game.  Now imagine if you loved the game but the game became dominated by a small gaggle of freaks, trolls, weirdos, attention seeking socially inept oddballs and a cabal of geniuses who controlled most of the strings.  Would you accept this state of affairs,  or would you agitate under the radar trying to effect change?  It’s worth asking yourself this questions 5 times, writing down the answer and then comparing with your friends.

 The man watches as the crowd get out their pieces of paper and pens, write furiously and start to talk.

 You see?  Do you see my friends?  Using these easy to understand similes, it’s easy to understand why The Plumbers came into being.

 Some loose ends need to be tied up.  We killed people and we cost people money.  It would be crass of me to say ‘aw shucks, deal with it you bunch of fucking parasites’, so I won’t.  I won’t stand here and laugh at the poor dead bastards and their angry vengeful children – that behaviour is beneath me.  I won’t silently chuckle about the ENTIRE CITY OF DETROIT being taken out basically because one of  our members found it amusing – no, we are solemn and serious about what we did and who we are.  And this is a serious business.  We miss them all – and we are sorry that they are gone.

 The man looks out to the crowd and a tear starts to form as he notices the emotion in the crowd take over.  Grown, hardened men start to weep and embrace each other.  One small man tries to hug the bigger men but none of them notice him.  The small man starts to shout but still no-one comforts him.  The man in the overalls talking to the crowd beckons the little man over.

 There there, little man, don’t be afraid.  We can be friends now.  We can be friends forever.  We can hang out.  We can rollerskate. 

 The man turns to the crowd again to finish up his speech.

 In conclusion, I say this – it’s been emotional.  Wish us well and we wish you well.  The Plumbers are now history. 

Jack Napier coughs up some blood and stares at The_Plumber

I would assume that the bloodline of Kuklinski is the very perpetrator of this whole Plumber mess. There were never any associates of this "organization" but one sole person acting on frustration of being banned from cities. How about a formal apology for trashing these streets with your rhetorical blabbering on about how the plumbers will do this and the plumbers will do that. Because quite frankly, its annoying. 

Jack wipes the blood on his jacket sleeve and walks away whistling a tune.

The__Plumber turns to TheJoker and starts to talk to him...

My friend, Kuklinski wasn't even the leader of The Plumbers - in fact he was one of maybe 4 or 5 leading members.  And, for the record, I am not any relation of Kuklinski - though I know his bloodline.  The Kuklinski bloodline are famous for many things; political guile, wartime cowardice/guile and an appealing personality - but also famous for a historically bad gun.  Therefore, he could not have orchestrated this on his own.

this speech smells like Thus Spake Zarathustra from Nieztsche :')

The__Plumber start to speak to Luca_Senzafine, realising they were intellectual equals (though obviously The__Plumber was more equal).

Kuklinski is dead. Kuklinski remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become Kuklinskis simply to appear worthy of it?

The only thing "Thus Spake Zarathustra" is good for is to be used to beat people to death with.

Luckily I have a copy right here in my purse.

Claire inches closer to The__Plumber, a large book raised high over her head.

Luca bursts laughing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

T-Man seeing Luca laughing Cant help him self laughing.

Ha ha.

So, really, what this is - though disguised through a bunch of extraneous doublespeak - is a statement saying "we have run around talking out our asses and have accomplished nothing of significance. Knowing that we are a bunch of sackless monkeys, we will try and throw all the blame onto one person, say he was responsible for everything and now we'll be taking our ball and going home after being called out on our crap repeatedly."

Yes yes. By all means. "Peace treaty". "Kuklinksi". Whatever.

Take this attempt to hold on to what little dignity you have left and go away.

After hearing The__Plumbers speech, and the people responding to him he steps forward

Hello everyone,

As most of you know, i typically avoid the trash the plumbers put out, but i would like to give you some insight on why this thread was even posted.

Motioning to his bodyguard, the bodyguard steps forward and begins to play a tape

http://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/173619/tpass/8ac7c8cb238e7d455a5e689098753dcf

As you can see by the tape information, this is just another pathetic scheme by the Plumbers aka kuklinski.

Roman and I did clear all the banned, with the option of their second chance, and as you heard on the tape, kuklinski ruined his chance and denied it as well.

Thank you for your time.