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Serious News with SevereNutAllergy | Started by: SevereNutAllery on Jan 10, '22 15:10 |
"I am @SevereNutAllergy, and I am new to this world. This is of course an obvious lie, but one that I must maintain if I am not to be gunned down like JohnLennon, JulianLennon, SeanLennon, and so many others. Thankfully, I was recruited into as an associate of @Don_Drew (for whom I am saving up $1,111,111 to buY off his hit), and Don_Drew is a high-ranking member of @DocHoliday's crew of which I am a loyal member, one who has contributed financially, and would take a bullet for. Now that we are clear about the blanket of protection under which I write Serious News, we can get on with the actual task of reporting serious news.
Well, that's it for the first edition of Serious News. Further stories will feature an analysis of the retirements, and an interview with several leading members of this thing of ours. Please tip well - and not just financially. Our aim is to rival the Star Examiner for quality editorial presentation and content. With YOUR help, we can make that dream a reality. |
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Thanks to the generous tipster who gave me $111,111 - I just need another million and I'll be able to protect my protector. |
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Reply by: SevereNutAllery at Jan 10, '22 15:23 | |
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Do you have proof of that, Don_Drew? Could make an interesting story for the next edition | |
Reply by: SevereNutAllery at Jan 10, '22 16:54 | |
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I will investigate this. I wonder who the "unnamed RHM" could be. | |
Reply by: SevereNutAllery at Jan 10, '22 17:01 | |
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You find any leads, swing by my place first yea? | |
Reply by: Don_Drew at Jan 10, '22 17:08 | |
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Alice meandered down the street singing a tune she learned in Wonderland. The Cheshire cat seemingly floating along the ground matching her pace.
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Reply by: AliceLiddell at Jan 10, '22 17:20 | |
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AliceLiddell - thanks for your contribution. Do you feel that journalists should be targets for the hitlist? |
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Reply by: SevereNutAllery at Jan 10, '22 17:32 | |
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Apparently, loyalty, demonstrated in millions of dollars, was not enough to motivated Don_Drew and DocHoliday. They have made very powerful enemies. They will be made to pay for their crimes. The course of action they chose will prove to be as dangerous as entering Lincoln's writing competition. |
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Reply by: MurderedWriter at Jan 10, '22 19:25 | |
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I can't pretend to understand all this drama or what happened here but I sure do get a good laugh out of it. |
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Reply by: Colubo at Jan 10, '22 20:23 | |
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