Overhearing the announcement Bacon mumbled under his breath, "you just want to take time-off to attend the street's annual V-Day festivities and trying to live long enough to reap any prizes." 

All while being seemingly amused as he strolled through the city park smoking on his Cuban cigar. It was a beautiful day on the shores.

You're an embarrassment. 

Your imagination seems to be getting the better of you, Mr Connor.  If you could point me on the direction of said hit list, so I can perus it for myself, that would be greatly appreciated. 

Looks like his piehole was shuted, LMFAO

the klf seem like useless cunts

Quiet an accurate, Homelanderr, perspective although the additional marksmanship prowess is a key plus.

Perhaps offering a greater experience from such activities than that of visiting a shooting range in comparison. Or, to put it frankly, that it’s always my pleasure and delight to workout the “muscles” associated with painting houses for free. Plus, minimal effort is needed on my part to enjoy the special bonus.

Such opportunities usually require a gangster to frequently travel cross-country to perform the necessary reconnaissance to locate and identify the scattered groups of high-value gangsters that required surveillance for a week or so for formal confirmation. Not to mention the effort and energy needed to hastily collect residual pieces of potential evidence or swiftly obliging away any unlucky witnesses related to the criminal activity. 

Thus ensuring while in the race to commit the crime, if all went to plan, one would likely be able to avoid the potential of detection by gung-ho law enforcement officers on regularly assigned patrol routes. More importantly, any convert would-be competitors scouring the streets as masked gangsters working to subtly obfuscate the success one’s planned house painting contracts throughout the cities and streets. 

Although, even more significant was the peace of mind resulting from not constantly being in a state of paranoia and anxiety about some nosey metro pig that could by happenstance stumble onto the scene and somehow witness the act of crime occur. Such a scenario was extremely worrisome given the circumstances as one could imagine.

On a side note for full disclosure, aforementioned pigs are merely a coincidence and having no relation to the myself or my family. Those are dirty piggies filled the cities’ police stations.

The growing desperation and private hysteria within the innermost leadership of McHoover & Co in the MRFBI organization at City Hall was reaching a boiling point.

Internal sources were leaking informations to DC journalists and national press members asserting the country has deeply rooted elements of organized crime that are pervading the streets. Accordingly, this led to further media publications and newspaper headlines promoting the Federal investigative agency’s continuous announcements and official declarations of designated public enemies throughout America.

What’s a KLF?
Sounds like some sort of terrible music act or something.