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| If you want something, work for it. | Started by: Squirrelly-Dan on Jan 20, '22 00:52 |
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Squirrelly-Dan was sittin' around havin' a few brewskies. The Leafs had lost again and it had been a hard week at work. He wasn't really the public speaking type of guy, but after the hitlist on his good friend Dagda, he had pause to think a little. He was - after all, rather long in the tooth. The one thing that seems to be assured in this life is eventual death. But....
How?!?!
"Folks, I may or may not be doing a good job of this godfather thing. I don't really know and for the most part I don't really care. I've tried to stay true to myself and - most importantly, true to those who were either intelligent enough or stupid enough to put me in this position. Which brings me to my rant of the day..."
Squirrelly-Dan takes time to hack his dart and pull on his Puppers.
"For the love of god folks - come and fuckin' take it and be prepared to fill my goddamn shoes. Good leadership is hard to find here, and I begrudge no man who wants to rank up and take the mantle. Don't be some fuckin' tumour on society with a deep offshore account who has no agenda other than to be disruptive and divisive, stir the metaphorical shitpot, go grabassin' and generally just act amoebic."
Squirrelly-Dan grabbed a chair and took a seat.
"Thanks for taking the time to listen. I'd like to offer some free hot dogs and chips and pops to those who have anything to add to the conversation." |
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"Folks, I may or may not be doing a good job of this godfather thing. I don't really know" You are doing a terrible job, son. Between you and Dagda, we have a case of a harmless doofus and an occasionally manic shooting doofus. Please kill each other. Tyrion and I have issues with each other, not least thr infamous diplomatic snubbing of which we won't speak, but he st least has the presence to lead. With you and Dagda we have a pair of losers screeching at each other over who gets to carry Tyrion's satchel. |
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| Reply by: TammyWynette at Jan 20, '22 09:15 | |
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Dan was a man of his word. He handed the little fella his hot dog and chips.
"I can see you're jealous. Just take this."
Dan pats the little guy on the head. |
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| Reply by: Squirrelly-Dan at Jan 20, '22 13:18 | |
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Dan, son, I'd rather shoot myself if the face than swap places with you. You are to organised crime what a spec of dirt is to Al Capone: an invisible thing to be driven over by the serious participants in the serious business of LCN. I doubt your lineage have spilled as much blood as two days of a Lincoln_Lawyer organised writing competition. Keep talking, dipshit, and the KLF will forget you are a pointless figurehead of a pointless crew and kill some of your knuckeheads. What a dickhead you are. Fuck you. |
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| Reply by: TammyWynette at Jan 20, '22 14:14 | |
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Ann smiled at her Boss and Godfather, Dan. "Boss, I do believe we have a wiener. It doesn't look so hot though". |
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| Reply by: Ms_Ann_Thropy at Jan 20, '22 16:17 | |
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