Martyr emerges from a narcotic induced stupor, and notices Honesty- besmirch the French for their hygiene habits based on the actions, of lack thereof, of his father.  Baffled, Martyr considers the French people he has known. 

"elegance, fragrance and radiance" 

That's what Martyr thought when he thought of the French.  Honesty- thinks, understandably, of odeur and little wonder, given the man's preoccupation with merde.  Martyr climbs on his soapbox and begins to speak...

Friends, recently, we have had many different perspectives put forth about this recent war.  Some people are angry.  Others happy.  Others have sad brains.  Many have barely noticed that a bunch of largely mute, rich and stupefied "leaders" have met a violent death.  Many in this thing of ours couldn't give a frog's fat ass about the destruction of the unit of the highly ranked that sort-of led by lassiez-faire for what feels like an eternity.

This is where YOU can come in.

A small group of us have pitched in substantial sums of money for a new newspaper.  It was be called The News.

WE WILL PAY FOR YOUR ARTICLES.

Simply post a telegram HERE.  Give a title, description, and what you will charge, and we will accept or refuse your submission.

The News will be diverse, independent, and radical.

Contact us, and BE THE NEWS.

Thank you. 

We have had our first submission, from a fellow called D**** D*******.

We have grant him a pseudonym.

However: "shut it" isn't enough for us to work with.

Please expand on the idea for the article, length, subject, and cost. 

Send me a telegram here and I will send you a little something for your contributions so far. 

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