My grandfather was a brave and honourable man who fought hard when he had to and pursued the cause of peace with the same steely resolve and innovative flair.  He left the world a better place for his son, who decided to work overground, to graft – to put the hours in and to thrive.  And what did he find?  This is what he found.

A scapegoat has emerged in these cities. A person for whom the masses can openly and with acceptance treat as a pariah. A person whose feelings are of no worth; a person who is, in effect, not treated as a person. Who is this person? This person is anyone called Kuklinski.

Kulinskis are gentle, educated souls.  Verbose and elegant.  At times self involved, but ultimately loyal and friendly to all they meet.  Kuklinskis may appear hard, very hard; but they can also be soft and gregarious.  The head of the LVCF, the original RK, for example, often listened to Mozart whilst plotting his next moves.  His HQ had flowers and he always had a spot for those who had learning difficulties or stunted growth, or both.  In short, Kuklinskis are not your typical criminal – they are highly intelligent and cunning, but with a soft feminine core.  They are committed to animal rights and oppose factory farming.  They want a fair deal for the small business owner (not too much extortion) and feel that sometimes talking is better than killing.  Jaw jaw IS better than war war.

Ask yourselves - what has this bloodline done? What egregious misdeeds has be actually been responsible for? Why is he so hated? Why do YOU hate him?

So, why do YOU hate him? Or maybe you don't? Why don't you speak out to defend him? Why don't YOU speak out to defend him?

First they came for the Kuklinski's and I did not speak out because I was not a Kuklinski...

You can see where this is going, I’m sure.  If I’m not safe – is anyone actually really safe?

Well, it seems as if we have another person coming out here talking about nothing great folks. Its almost unfortunate that its Kulkinski one of the most hated mobsters of all time. I wish someone would just shut him up for just a minute. Hes pointless blabbering is just going on and on....Wait!! Whats this?! Hulk Hogan is coming out to the streets!!


The Hulkster, walking down the street strutting his stuff taunting to the fans in the streets. Hogan walks over to hear a man talking about himself. This, was absoultely nothing new. The hulkster started listening and began to wonder why this man was talking about animal rights? Hogan began to laugh at the type of sense of Humor this man had. However, he found it a good oppurtunity to represent his business in New York.

As Mr. Kklinski was talking about this and that and asking this and that Hogan stepped up and began to speak while ripping off his shirt.When Mr. Kulkinski saw hulk hogan and he got very excited! The crowd was shouting Hogan Hogan Hogan in the streets. Their hero had returned fromt he beat down from Alabama Worley.

Well you know something dude, all this talk about you and animals just got me a little hungry brother! And you kow what i was thinking?! I was thinking it would be a cool idea to go get a burger at The Hulksters Joint! down in the business district of New York! You can meet regulars like White Wolf. Well shes the only regular but you can meet her or come across the occasional Crew leader and chat it up with him dude or her in the case of LoveGun and Monkey! So if you come down and are the 93rd the 97th or the 100th person there you will recieve a prize!

The hulkster begins to hand out free Hulk-A-Mania T-shirts to people. The hulksters joint was on the move and he wanted people to come eat there. He wanted to meet his fans and get to know his hulk-a-maniacs and this was the perfect oppurtunity.

So dudes i gotta question for you!

The hulkster begins to walk off stage when he turns and clotheslines Mr. Kulkinski and listens as the crowd goes nuts. Ripping off his shirt he throws it into the street and begins flexing.

Whatchya gonna do when Hulk-A-Mania runs wild on you!

Do you want the real reason, or are you just going to act insane again?

The Real Reason, you assume you're smarter than everyone else when you can't see obvious facts presented right in front of you. You're so full of yourself you don't even pretend to look at things from someone else's point of view. Why do I make fun of you, because people like you need to know you can't act like that. You're an idiot if you think I'm gonna let you talk shit on me by immediatly dismissing my opinions as based in stupidity. Most importantly, I'd like you to compare the original RK to AlabamaWorley, someone you know nothing of and say isn't worth your time of day. Unlike the original RK, Alabama runs a respectable organization, compliments others, and doesn't brag about what Alabama has done because it's simply foolish to remind others of how you've slighted them in the past, or gloat about past insignificant deeds.

The reason you're going to see even though I explained it to you: RK is so great that I'm simply jealous so I have to kill him before he gets started (NOT MY OPINION WHAT SO EVER)

WhereAmI, you're clearly devoted to your boss; that's touching. I like that kind of loyalty, it's what makes the world go round and it's good you're not embarrassed by sycophantism. However, you don't discuss the utility of a scapegoat - but you do talk about why you, personally, hate me. This is good - but it's misleading. I make you feel a certain way and you don't like it. But do I make you feel that way or do you already feel that way? Do I feed on your existing insecurities? If so, I'm sorry, and I'd be happy to help.

WhereWasI sighs,

Many great thinkers throughout history believe that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, yet expecting different results. So far, you've come out and insulted people for their intelligence. Now (not as bad but still an insult), you're claiming I dislike you because of my own issues, not the fact you've been litering the streets with dribble, or that you claimed to have my former city killed, or that your *organization* wacked one of my BGs, you've insulted my intelligence, and you're quotes are filled with inconsistancies on such high levels that it's comical. Quick question, why should anyone like you? You've done nothing positive: ran a city to the ground, littered the streets with inconsistent statements, and pretended to be a terrorist. They were entertaining to the masses, but entertaining like a disaster you can't take your eyes off of. Why don't you try something new? Seriously this is solid advice you listen to,

-Make a new character

-Don't insult people

-Do what you're supposed to do

-AND AVOID MENTIONING OF YOUR FAMILY LINE AT ALL COSTS

If you can prove you can become a well respected member for at least 6 months, that doesnt unnecessarily create enemies to try to boost his ego by bragging like a 2 year old, I'll stop insulting you for good. You can't just isolate yourself either, otherwise you're just making another Bonzo, a member the CL didnt get to know and snuck into a crew. Hell I might even respect you one day as scary as that thought is. BUT YOU CANT, so I can sleep well knowing you're too lazy/stupid to build a real gun to kill me, or actually do the intelligent thing and just drop your ridiculous pride in your miniscule accomplishments. So go about being wacko, I'm done trying to help the village idiot.

Only thing I got after reading this...

is that Mr_Kuklinski uses a thesaurus...

The issue you have  Mr_Kuklinski is that a bad reputation is very easily gained, and very hard to shake off. Whilst a good reputation is very hard to gain, and easily lost. Your family bloodline, sir, clearly has a bad reputation. I do not know what they did in the past to gain this, and nor do I want to know. But the fact is, it takes a lot of hard work to shake this reputation. My advise? Tell your children to change identity. To work hard. To be honourable. To serve a leader well. And then eventually, the Kulinski name will be rebuilt. It will be looked upon more fondly. As time go's by, as further generations of Kulinski's fall, the reputation will slowly grow.

It will take hard work to gain a good reputation. It wont happen over night.

DanK returns to the shadows.

It's a lot easier to remember the bad things about people than the great things they have done.  My time has been short here, so I do not understand the intricacies of your bloodline, but I know gossip spreads like wildifre.  And unfortunately, you are on the bad side of gossip.  DanK couldn't have said it any better really. 

Reputation is similar to trust.  It's hard to build, but easy to lose.

My good friend Kriminal could not have said it better. Over time you have gained a bad reputation, and building that reputation up is going to take lots of time and effort. I have some advise for you. One, go incognito. Two, try to accomplish something and make a good name for yourself. Three, for god sake man, stop living in the past.

You waste your time speaking of what greatness your ancestors have achieved. Sometimes I think YOU dont even believe the drivvel that comes out of your own mouth. You need to stop trying so hard to make people believe your father was such a great and godlike man, and start focusing on YOUR flaws and how YOU can become something in this world.

You are hated because everything that you say is complete horseshit. Some people change. Some people do not. You fall into the later category. If you continue to add to this horseshit we just may find a large pile of lard that is bigger than your ego.

Miss Morrison chuckles at her mistake.

I obviously did not mean lard, but dung, shit, poo, turds.

She looks at the flask in her hand.

Perhaps I should give this stuff up.

If you were highly intelligent and cunning...wouldnt you be doing more than just blabber whatever this is?