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| L'appel du vide | Started by: Mafiatrivia1 on Feb 09, '22 01:10 |
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The night was cold and windy. I zipped up my coat as the ship rocked back and forth. Standing next to me was the famous star zholack matreema a Russian. He had handed me a lot of money to come protect him on his trip to America. Half the crew died due sickness. We were only a few hours away from landing when I heard gun shots out side my cabin. I ran to the top of the deck. Me: what in the world is going on! Zholack wobbled over to me hand covering a massive wound. Zholack: take this pendant give it to Pudgypenguin and tell him you have a message for sinaya. Me: what what’s going on Zholack: when you see her tell her the mother land grants her L'appel du vide She will know what it means. Me: that’s not what I asked Just as I said that zholack dies and the ship ends up crashing. Covered in blood i crawl out of the wreck holding the pendant. I hear yelling as another ship rides along. I managed to drag my self into the bushes. Russians: где кулон, мы должны его достать, потому что он держит драгоценный камень I couldnt understand what they were saying but as they were exploring the wreckage I tried to make it for the city. After several hours of walking I managed to get to New York and get a doctor to look at me. After several days recovering I hoped a train heading to philly where I was originally supposed to take zholack. I was supposed to find a building named the pigeon riot upon finding the building I see a man dressed in black and white. He has a fat penguin tattoo on his arm. Me: are you Pudgypenguin Him: who’s asking I show him the pendant Me: I have a message for sinaya? He pulls out a gun Him: your not zholack where is he? Me: he paid me to guard him on his way here but was shot on the boat. He takes me into the back and shows me to sinaya I had been expecting to see a masculine Russian woman But sinaya was a tall French woman I handed her the pendant |
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She was 6ft tall slender dark hair with yellow tinted eyes she stood towering over me. She was still in another meeting and it didn’t look like to was going anywhere. Him: names Pudgypenguin that their is sinaya let them finish and you can give her the message. Sinaya: you failed me again you lost the goods! Jeff: look sinaya it wasn’t my fault the la rica gang were on us. Sinaya: tell you what you make me laugh and I’ll forgive you. Jeff: oh um why are French guns the best used weapons to buy? You could feel the tension building in the room when he said that I nearly slapped my hand on my head Sinaya: why Jeff: because they have never been shot only dropped once! Sinaya: ha very well you may leave She looks at pudgy with a devious glare Sinaya: emmenez-le à l'arrière et tuez-le. Pudgy escorts Jeff out of the building She looks at me up and down Sinaya: what brings. You in here American Me: zholack told me to give you this and tell you the mother land grants you L'appel du vide Upon saying those words she almost smiles As pudgy walks in with the smell off sulfur on him annd hands her the pendant. Sinaya: and what if zholack Me: hh-he didn’t make it Sweat was dripping down from my head I knew one wrong move and I would be dead. Sinaya: under normal circumstances simply hearing those words I would have to kill you. Sinaya: but with zholack dead we have an opening so make me laugh and you can live and join us. As I heard those words I feared the worst I didn’t have time to think and I don’t know her or her comedy I looked towards pudgy and knew what had to be done. Me: very well then mr.Pudgypenguin I challenge you to a pun off eggs cheese and fish. Pudgy and sinaya exchanged an awkward look. Sinay: well aren’t you gonna except Pudgypenguin: of course The puns were out of control and they just kept getting more complex I ended up finishing with and extremely dirty octopus joke (dm me if you want to hear it) Sinaya started laughing a lot Sinaya: bet it’s been a while since some one has out puns you huh pudgy Pudgypenguin: yes mam Sinaya: very well good man pudgy well walk you out were call you wen we need you. Pudgy walked me out to the side entrance. Pudgypenguin : here He tree me bag as I looked inside I noticed their had to me at least 20k Pudgypenguin:and kid welcome to the family As I stepped out I noticed a trail of blood leading to the dumpster witch read BAD JOKES |
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| Reply by: Mafiatrivia1 at Feb 11, '22 08:23 | |
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It was a couple of days latter when I heard a knock at the door Me: hello who are you Bruno: yo names Bruno I work foor sinaya and the boss has work for ya. Me: ok I said ok but I didn’t mean it I had no idea what was going on but knew I had no choice Bruno: boss says we have buisness down at the docks. He shows me his new whip and takes me to the docks Me: so what are we doing here Bruno: a package It was a very bland discription A guy walks up to us and hands us a box but then Bruno pulls out his gun and fires it. He then makes he help him drag it to the ocean where we throw it in the sea Me: what was that about Bruno: secrets my friend secrets Me: you killed a guy why did you even bring me where for Bruno: now your an accomplice and can’t rat on us We drive to a drive in theater Me: why are we here now Bruno tunes the radio on to channel 31.5 Bruno: just listen Captain: names captainpeskybeard but just call me captain cause I’m in charge of you right now Captain: take the box to the drive in hamburger shack and order a triple cheese burger a coke and a fenier special Bruno dives us to the drive in shack called jimmy’s fatso hamburgers Bruno: we’re take a triple cheese burger and large coke annd a fenir special. Hans: window number 2 We pull up to window number 2 and Bruno hands him the package and Hans gives him a large coke and cheeseburger Me: Why did he give us food? Bruno: captains hungry He drives us to a radio station when a big buff looking German walks up and Bruno Hands him the foods Captain: Gut, bring ihn nach Hause und triff mich und Hans, das Paket. Sag uns, wo das Kokain sein wird Bruno then takes me home and says I can go to sleep |
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| Reply by: Mafiatrivia1 at Feb 12, '22 07:04 | |
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When I awake the text morning I hear a knock it’s kanan one of sinaya’s people Kanan: hop in the car we got to go Me: what’s going on Kanan: boss just called their in a shoot out I stoped to get you on my way Damn are they really dragging me into a gun fight? We arrive at hareng rouge a bar in new city district philly The shooting has reached its peek. We get out of the car and start firing Of course I’m not sure who I’m supposed to shoot at so I just start poping heads randomly I must have gotten lucky cause out of 4 people I shot they were all the ones I was supposed to Hit. Pudgy: good job squirt Me: um thanks what’s going on Pudgy: enough of that for now you hold on to this. Pudgy hands me the pendant I gave to him a while ago Pudgy: sinaya said it’s safer in your hands for now Kanan: ha sound like you’ve earned pudgy’s favor damn boy Kanan: Bainfear úsáid as do bhaoite mar bhaoite mé go mion tú Me: what dose that mean Kanan: an old Irish saying meaning wish you the best of luck Me: oh thanks man If I only knew the trouble I was getting into I would have asked for more Irish sayings |
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| Reply by: Mafiatrivia1 at Feb 13, '22 19:41 | |
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