JimmyTwoTimes vows to say everything only once, and begins to speak...

"Most wars operate on an action-reaction basis.  What we are seeing at the moment seems to be a nihilistic death cult, a mass of feuding individuals shooting at each other, with nary a care for city or crew.

Who will win?  Who knows.  It won't be the strongest, or the most intelligent.  We are seeing a new type of warware.  

By my reckoning, the remaining crews and cities are operating a "throw caution to the wind" approach, and dispensing with previously accepted wisdom regarding strategy and tactics.  Instead, and perhaps inspired by the USSR in the recent war, they simply hurl humans, often unarmed, at other humans and decide to deal and cope with the fallout as best they can.

Need evidence of this approach?  TylderDurden's men have appeared, and as everyone knows, if nobody shoots at them, they don't bother anyone.  Despite this, people are actually killing them.  Not content with the omniwar ripping through the cities, some bright sparks have been shooting Durden's.  Yes, in a time of great and dire need, assassins and those who could be protecting each other, have been shooting at those who are not part of the war.

Bacon, on the other hand, with fiendish guile, shot at a member of the FBN, who opened fire on him, where he remained safe for hours.

Macarena, on the other hand, is hiding behind his protection, waiting for the willing, led by the unknowing, to lay their lives on the line, for the ungrateful. 

Honesty- will be looking for a cardboard box because he "remembered he had to emerge the force out of his butt" - My money is on this fecal freak surviving this war.

SadaBaby, meanwhile, is hoping nobody will remember there's more than fifty mill for their death.

I also think CLO will survive this death-fest.  

With Macarena, CLO, and Honesty- running organised crime, I imagine World War Doh will erupt within a few hours, and the scheming Macarena will be first to fall.  CLO will die of some stupidity related nonsense, and Honesty- will auth someone who will kill him instantaneously.  A writing competition may well finish off the rest of the population.

And I, dear reader, will be here to keep you informed.

Keep you informed."

Fort_Knox comes barreling out of his local brothel with the smell of something befouling in the air, it was obvious he had seen a long night full of rather adventurous stories. Lay before him the blood of many… some innocent, some not. He overheard the man speaking his tales in the street of the recent events and felt he needed to clear the air a little. 
 

Many of us on these shores get a lot wrong in time of turmoil and despair when it comes to their friends and families being killed. Some get the wrong information and simply want to come to these streets to put bugs in peoples ears to rely on true paranoia to solely keep the ball rolling in some sort of blood shed favor. Why? Because they can or because they hope to see as much decimation as possible. This is a fact of these shores that will never cease to be. 
 

I would like to clear one thing up though, the blatant lie about Bacon shooting an FBN officer to hide behind a pro is absolutely ridiculous. The fact of the matter is, one of his personal agents on his payroll shot at someone days before this excursion even began. I’ve seen two comments about his character being questioned about hiding behind an FBN agent chasing him. This simply isn’t true. He has been involved, supporting his family and his city to ensure the most safety there can be within Chicago. I applaud him and the city of Chicago with their prowess to help when help is needed the most. 
 

Kindly source check your resources, get the local paperboy who heard whispers a dollar and ask him to retrieve the word of mouth from a credible source at times. 
 

Fort_Knox heads in a general direction of what he can smell as another great adventure. Maybe one day he will even name a building after himself for such esteem is needed in a world like this

Fort_Knox - well, a member of the FBN on my payroll sent me this intel report:

jimmytwotimes, when CAs shoot at people it is not the same as people shooting at people - it does not protect you from other people shooting at you, only from other CAs shooting at you for four hours.

You're wrong, Footy - the FBN shooting at you pins you down for four hours, and nobody can get to you.

@Fort_Know - nice try buddy, but everybody knows that he had a CA named JohnnyTorrio 

No, I'm not wrong. You're wrong. Ask city hall.

You literally cannot have someone with the same name as a member of the FBN agency... just move along with your errant blabber bud. 

@Fort_Know - it's clearly not the exact name.  Jesus, get over yourself already.

Footy - sorry, you're a nice guy, but you're still wrong

I'm really not either of those things fella. I'm just Footy. 

Also, I'm right, I've heard it directly from Squishy back yonder when my granddaddy accidentally shot a CA.

@jeemytewthymez

I can do this all day with you. Just stop looking like a bafoon who didn't get his whoopie pie when he asked for it. Move along, sir. 

Your dedication to this cherade is absolutely awesome honestly. I love how you can't grasp the notion of being incorrect in any facet. It's aweinspiring. Have you thought about writing a memoir to be published? 

Oh we know... we know. The crayon laced backgrounds of your "movements" have been noticed by all. The credidation of other peoples hard work and ultimate move making abilities have fallen upon your doorstep to be stolen upon. Much wow, big accolades to be had in your corner.

With Macarena, CLO, and Honesty- running organised crime, I imagine World War Doh will erupt within a few hours, and the scheming Macarena will be first to fall. 

*Gasps and with urgency travels to JimmyTwoTimes gravesite*

Sir! Were you some kind of seer? A glass ball polisher? A bone reader?  How did you come to prophesize, so accurately, the 'Doh' would come so soon!  I'm truly amazed that the paragon of all things mafia, Honestmeh-, managed to fuck things up so completely just after your prediction here in these very streets.

I do look forward to an ancestor of yours coming forth.  I have many silver coins to cross your palms - looking forward to future predictions.

By far not the most chaotic war ever. 

It seems most of what was written is gibberish. As for the part about me, I was sleepless for thirty-six hours. I was busy aiding the effort, ensuring others remained protected, managing and assessing the targets, and of course, gathering information, and sure, myself as the most targeted by the aggressive rogues, I was told to hold onto my protection. I did take some things down when I could... and of course, as many of you may know, I did drop the biggest aggressor with my tongue extended out. But of course the ignorant come to the streets trying to rile up things.  

I don't think it was by far?

There was a lot of confusion around the time that Chicago and Detroit came to your aid about who was on what side and exactly what the outcomes would be. 

It had gone from a straight city war to practically a national one. 

Anybody looking in, especially from the point of Philadelphians, would have seen a chaotic situation with not a lot of traction against them.

I won't go into the slander and name calling that followed it but the initial point  I would agree on and say it was up there for one of the most chaotic.

Sad jimmy, so sad.