The clear winner here is:

I can only discribe the look on husbando's face as I walked into the bathroom with the drinks and pickles as "Concerned". 

https://imgur.com/a/jdvqLj2

 

How the fuck am I ever going to top this? 

So what did we learn from this?

Even pirates wipe their booty.

At the end of 8 rounds, she was really wiped.

Know what admins and Grace's battlestation have in common?  We both deal with a lot of crap.

You know why Grace was late for her date?  She did had to do round 2 at poo-thirty.

Grace's battlestation smells like pooporri.

Know how she locks her battlestations door?  With a doo-key

Whats big, brown, and behind the wall of Grace's battlestation?  Humpty's dump!

Did you know that when you say the word "poop" your mouth does the same motion as your bung hole? (try this)
The same is true for the phrase, "explosive diarrhea." (also... try this)

We are still waiting for Constipated's battlestation image... I guess it hasn't come out yet.

I wish she would have set up in her upstairs neighbors bathroom - ya know, taken her vday game to the next level.

I like her battlestation pic for two reasons:
Number 1)
Number 2)

She told me she bought a new toilet brush... it was a rough few days, but I think she learned her lesson and finally switched back to toilet paper.