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Strange History: Grin, L_Lawyer's Granda & BelleCorsica Started by: BruceRichardReynolds on Feb 26, '22 21:17

BruceRichardReynolds take some time off from planning his next extraordinary caper to regale his many fans and friends with a story from the past...  He begins to speak

"Hello my friends.  It is commonly known that Lincoln_Lawyer and the latest descendent of the notorious Grin lineage have mended their fractured relationship, and are working together again.  Lincoln should be applauded, in a sense: he has let Mr Niccolò Machiavelli into his HQ.  It is commonly known that Grin and I are no longer on speaking terms, but I will not lie about his abilities.  He is more capable than Lincoln, and that is self-evident.

But I detract.  There was a man named CommissarZverez (Zev), an absolute scoundrel who was rightly jailed by City Hall.  Zev funded newspapers, and it was this that first got him involved with a descendent of the Grin lineage.  Let's call him 00-Grin.  00-Grin worked as an intern for one of the finest newspapers that this thing has ever seen.  His newspaper investigated the writing contests hosted by Zev, and found nothing untoward.  Zev and 00-Grin build a friendship, that spanned generations, until Zev saw for himself what type of person he was.  But, this was a different time.

Zev was, unusually for his lineage, highly proficient with his pistol.  A feared gunman.  A distant relative of Lincoln_Lawyer was around at that time, named Neil_Anblomi.  Neil was a wannabe journalist, chronicling the writing contests, but never getting much of an audience.  Zev didn't mind him.  Until, late one night in a coffeeshop, 00-Grin pointed out that Neil's self-given nickname, when said in the manner intended by the so-named, sounded...  Well, it sounded out of place in this thing of ours.  I made my own enquiries, and found out that Neil was a descendent of the Dick_Gozinya lineage.  Zev didn't like the immaturity.  He took this thing seriously.  00-Grin leaked that Neil always mugged anybody picking his pocket.  So Zev fly to Philly, picked Neil's pocket and, after the mugging, shot him dead.  He had done so well in the drug business, that he was waiting to be a consig.

BelleCorsica for her part, hit-listed a working journalist, and did so in public.  00-Grin, despite being a scumbag, ensured her life was spared.  I don't think she had any idea of the machinations that ensured the removal of those who give themselves puerile nicknames.  Perhaps she would think more highly of those who did that if she did.

And that's the story of Grin, Lincoln_Lawyer's granda, and @BelleCorsica"

Bruce has a train to catch.  He hails a cab and begins his journey... 

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How wrong can you actually get something? A Descendant of the Dick_Gozinya lineage? How preposterous. Shows how reliable your research and information is. !2 years ago when Dick's ancestor was walking these streets, Mine was a Crew Leader called Quoth_the_Raven. 11 years ago when Dick's ancestor walked these streets, my Ancestor was doing a year back in the old Country. 8 years ago, when another one of Dick's family walked these streets, my Ancestor Raoul_Silva was RHM for the Leader of the Dalle Ceneri crime syndicate, Lilac_Delaney. 5 years ago when Dick's ancestor popped in for a visit, my ancestor, They_Live, was a Consigliere with the Unholy Matrimony Crime Syndicate. Yet again you lack of knowledge about even the basics astounds me.

Grin's family line and mine have never had a fractured relationship, in fact our families have been friends for more years than I care to mention. Do we always see eye to eye on every subject? No, we do not, but I don't see that as an issue. My wife and I don't see eye to eye on every topic either, it doesn't mean we aren't in love or married. So far you are two for two on your failures. 

The Fact that your ancestor never once thought to say Neil's name, a pseudonym picked specifically for the Zev, says more about him than it does about Neil. You seem to have forgotten that My ancestors and yours had crossed paths at least 4 generations earlier, and Neil's father, MikhailsWaaambulance, had already been speaking out about Zev's deplorable behaviour previous to Neil's speeches. 

Apparently Grin leaked to Zev that Neil always mugged people who picked his pocket. Well this is news to me. The only person Neil ever mugged was Zev. The truth of the matter was that Zev with his peashooter (Neil was an unprotected Wiseguy), had a habit of victimising associates by repeatedly picking their pockets until such times that they felt obliged to mug him, he would then shoot them, hiding behind his own bodyguards and relationship with Mikhail, trusting his position as the Soviet bank to save him from the wrath of other CLs. This however did not stop Mikhail from ordering Zev to compensate the kin of several of his victims, including Neil's son. 

So once again, your kin comes to the streets with a fluff peace that is so full of mistakes, lies and inaccuracies that not even the Weekly World News would publish it. I'll grade you a D for effort though and nice to see that you are still performing for me, although I did forget the peanuts, perhaps I should toss you some quarters instead. 

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"Upon researching your claims, I can find no record at City_Hall of anyone named Lilac_Delaney.

I therfore reject and condemn your tissue of lies.

You brag about the Wambulance, when that credit insulted the late, great Destro, and attacked the journalist CoconutRandy.

Yours is a record of infamy."
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Pot calling the kettle black there me thinks. Firstly, there was no bragging, simply a statement of fact. 

As for LilacDelany, I simply mispronounced her name, anyone capable of doing a modicum of research would have found that out, but as usual you are full of your own self importance and promoting your own twisted narrative. The truth is you are more full of shit than the Stickney Wastewater Treatment Plant. 

So having corrected you again, you will of course want to spout more shit and try to twist what I have said, and just make yourself look even more the buffoon. Tell me, was there much lead paint in your nursery when you were a child? Want me to call the Waaambulance for you?

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So you're not denying employing the latest iteration of the Grin lineage? Despite the ancestral connections to the awful Neil_Anblomi?
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Yes BelleCorsica did hit list someone. Her records state she did it openly making sure the hitlisted knew where it was coming from. 

You see when you look at her families journals. the bloodline she hitlisted was the same rank as her and that bloodline had stalked and harrassed her bloodline for  many, many many generations ( for at least 6 years of her bloodlines history on these shores, and he still is ).

Belle was tired of  the generational harassment received by him and his kin to her line. 

As she was tired of it and no one listened to her bloodline  about the stalking harassment she received from his bloodline. She  knew she truly alone in this thing and so she had to take things into her own hands.

Tired of it as she was and having more of a back bone than those previously in her line she placed a hit on him. Openly with a message making he knew why. She knew she would be killed and still did it. 

Her family line is proud of her, because she is one of the few in this world that will make sure any hit placed by them is openly done. 

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02/27 16:39 Terrah BruceRichardReynolds $1 Stop stalking and harassing me
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"Terrah, your conspiracy theories are getting out of hand. You incited the murder of journalists. And you are currently siding with the relentless murderers of my lineage.

Why can't you favour the underdogs? Your sad indictment of my life, a human life, only being worth a dollar is telling of your outlook.

I forgive guy. I hope you can forgive yourself."
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Bruce I don't care who you are or who know. I know I am alone in this thing of ours, you are not. I totally get that you, you area malignant narcissistic personality.  You are  arrogance drips from your lips, your  need for power and recognition is as plain as the nose on your face, and you  use or exploit others for selfish reasons.

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"I have to ask you a few questions.

What is 'area malignant narcissism'? Is it a cool band name? Or a regional affliction?

And who is 'arrogance drips from your lips'? That is a strange name.

I applaud you as a person of conviction."
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At least I can post my hit openly.

I don't have to pay  a middle man to post it anonymously. 

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"If you had any sort of consistency, you would openly place a murder contract on Lincoln_Lawyer for providing a safe haven to the descendent of the journalist intern you unjustifiably hitlisted.

For my part, I paid no middleman. I did it myself."
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