@The_Newspaper_Man walks through a crowd of people.  The crowd of people are talking angrily about "journalists" and the "gub'ment" ande ch saying how one of them works for the other.  TNM allows himself a wry smile - these reactionary right-wing knuckleheads don't realise they misuse left-wing analytical tools, and that a certain unrestrained strand of capitalism has somehow managed to persuade a mass of people that their best interests are analogous with those possessing extreme wealth.  

Let these knuckle-heads knuckle on, thinks TNM, before addressing this, and other, crowds...

"Friends, having received 30 responses, I can now reveal what you, the peon masses, think of Chicago.  Some of the responses were in identical handwriting, but I have decided to treat every single contribution as valid.

Let's get started.

You were asked : 

IS @@LINCOLN_LAWYER INTENTIONALLY FUNNY?

37% think he IS intentionally funny, 63% think is NOT intentionally funny.

11 people said YES he is intentionally funny, whilst 19 said no, he isn't intentionally funny.

Please note, we added the intentional element, as he is often funny when not trying to be, and this is about wit and talent.

 

You were asked:

IS KUKU FUNNY?

50% think he IS funny, 50% think is NOT funny.

15 people said YES he is funny, whilst 15 said no, he isn't funny.

Given that many in the anti-Kuku camp did multiple entries, this is a good result for Kuku.   

You were asked:

DO YOU PREFER LITSTENING TO SPEECHES BY LINCOLN_LAWYER OR KUKU?

52% preferred Kuku, 48% opened for Lincoln.

15 people for Kuku, 14 for Lincoln, and someone abstained, weirdly.

You were asked:

PLEASE GIVE AN INDICATION OF WHERE YOU ARE BASED?

16 (53%) indicated they were outside Chicago, whilst of the 14 (47%) who lived in Chicago, staggeringly, 6 (20%) claimed to be the agent codenamed "Neil" - could this be true?

You were asked:

Should Lincoln_Lawyer “cool it” with the basic, uncouth language? (0 - no! He’s great! 10 - Yes, he’s revolting)

On a scale of 1 - 10, the final result was 6/10 - a fair indication that the foulmouthed, crude Godfather should smarted his act up.

You were asked WHY DOES LINCOLN_LAWYER DISLIKE KUKU SO MUCH?

All will be answered next issue!