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| Cheesy Doll Collection | Started by: DookieButt on Apr 05, '08 10:52 |
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A man jumps in the middle of the street with a cart full of Dolls with Cheddar Cheese as heads That's right ladies and gentlemen! The authentic PrinceOfCheese doll is now for sale!! Man jumps on the loud speaker That's right, these dolls are one of a kind! With the new artificial intelligence that I have created in the basement of my Sweat shop, the dolls have many actions!! Not only does the head of the doll smell like fresh goat cheese, but with a pull of the string it even speaks!!! The man pulls the string and lets go to activate the voice I am the almighty Cheese, bow to me and smell my stinky treat! Laughter picks up in the crowd so the man pulls the string again CP uses me like a sanitary napkin, I'm uber spechul cool! A few more chuckles so he pulls it a third time Everyone is scared of me, not because of my power, but of my contagious flameness. One simple touch from me and it's on baby, crackers are not the only thing I spread on! A few men blush in the crowd So what are yall waiting for? Come get your's today!!!! If you aren't satisfied, which I guarantee you won't be, it always makes a great toy for the pets and even a great air purifier, That's right it simply takes in the bad odors and leaves your air with the fresh smell of ripe cheese. Need some extra Dairy in your life? Then take home a doll today! |
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Full endoresement from me. Great product. |
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| Reply by: PrinceofCheese at Apr 05, '08 10:54 | |
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You hear that!!! Super uber Authenticated bye the main man himself!!! I'm taking orders now, get them while they last! |
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| Reply by: DookieButt at Apr 05, '08 11:06 | |
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CP uses me like a sanitary napkin, I'm uber spechul cool! See you have no idea how CP works j0ng0tti volunters for that job. |
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| Reply by: Curiosity at Apr 05, '08 15:24 | |
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| If I buy this product from you, how can I be sure that royalties go to Don POC? | |
| Reply by: CharlieBaltimore at Apr 05, '08 15:32 | |
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| Oh sweet! Well then I'm expecting high sales on this product! | |
| Reply by: DookieButt at Apr 06, '08 01:46 | |
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