Friends, suckas, Balboa - who I know is ducking me because he don't wanna fight no real man - a rogue shooter reigned chaos on the world yesterday. Recent news, however, has quickly transformed this event from a national tragedy into a mystery box of inconvenience. While those who were presumed to have left us have made tentative recoveries in the ICU, there still remains those who were taken permanently, pronounced dead on arrival.

Here is a list of the important men and women confirmed to have been felled by Dominick's gun in vengeance of what happened to Dagda and Rorschach in New York:

1. Claudius

While the way that chump Balboa's been ducking my challenges is a DISGRACE, the death of Claudius is one certifiable piece of glory the rogue will take with him. 

Updates on the conditions of Lincoln Lawyer, Bacon, ShinigamiK, HeadHunterX, Lancelot, Tipper, and of course Dominick, are forthcoming - good news or bad - but that does not mean we cannot begin mourning Claudius, who is gone forever.

Known for his patience and understanding towards people who had fingers in their ears, Claudius was a good man who could sometimes be seen on the periphery of close-knit friend groups. In his last words, he requested his pallbearers be four men in suits, in honor of his favourite carburetor story.

We will miss him. Rest well. 

On a final note, I want Balboa, the sooner the better, I'm the damn champion of the world and I can't be beat, I won't be beat, and I'm gonna knock that sucka around like a bullfrog in a tumble dryer. 

Thank you. 

ClubberLang - a better man than you once said "ain't gonna be no rematch"

What I have to ask you is this; what would Claudius want for this world?  I do not believe that he died in vain.  

I see a new world open up in front of us, with goodwill restored.

Dominick's next moves will be eagerly watched.  

You are no Champion.

You are a Peon.

Grow Up Kid.

See you in couple years, when you beard starts to grow.