(Please read, new change:  Previous sales where there are multiple purchases of $25 dollars sometimes triggered a credit card company to think charges were unintentional duplicates and done in error, so I have changed it so that if you purchase $25, you get 1 of the below, if you purchase $50+ it will run it twice, if you purchase $75+ it will run it 3 times and so on)

We are now running a sale that ends April 3rd, '22 @ 23:59 (how the fuck is a quarter of 2022 over already?!?).  There are random bonuses that are given out regardless of when you buy but there are also some hidden bonuses that are weighted to trigger more often in the start, tapering down to slightly less often towards the end of the sale. (Meaning buy early, get more)

Purchase $25+ in credits to get these additional free things:

Purchase $25.00+ to get: ($50 will get 2x, $75 will get 3x and so on)

• 1 Police Wackback Bribe (Regiftable)
• 1 HQ Attack Perk (Regiftable)
• 1 DFP Stacking (Regiftable)
• 25-150 Hustle Points
• 15-20 Favors (Get out of jail free from failed bust, reset hustle tasks, peek at XP/unit %)
• Credit code from 25-60% off, for 1-35 days.
• 33% Chance of a SuperVIP Perk (Regiftable)
• 33% Chance of an OC Perk (Regiftable)
• 33% Chance of Extra DFP Stacking Perk (Regiftable)
• 12.5% Chance of a Double Unit CA (Regiftable)
• 12.5% Chance of a Quad CA (Regiftable)
• 12.5% Chance of a CA (Regiftable)
• .5% Chance of triggering 200 Insta Named BGs (Regiftable)
• .5% Chance of triggering 20 Quads (Regiftable)
• .5% Chance of triggering 20 CAs (Regiftable)
• .5% Chance of triggering 20 Pied Pipers (Regiftable)
• .5% Chance of triggering 20 Police Wackback Bribes (Regiftable)
• .5% Chance of triggering 20 OC Perks (Regiftable)
• .5% Chance of triggering 100-200 Favors
• .5% Chance of triggering 500-750 Hustle Points

Plus, possibly get the following bonus:

Random hidden perks triggered on a weighted scale by how early you purchase during the sale.

Everyone who has purchased in the last 7 days from this post can be grandfathered in, please mail me *after the sale is over* so I can manually handle it.

As a side thinger-neato-toy, I've played around with the seed on the RNG that is controllable by you.  There are 10 RNG's, each triggered by purchasing 25.00 (to trigger RNG #0) 25.01 (to trigger RNG #1) 25.02 (to trigger RNG #2) 25.03 (to trigger RNG #3) and so on up until 25.09.  Anything past 25.09 will just trigger the normal RNG.  If this section makes no sense, ignore it, its for the superstitious people - any purchase 25.00+ triggers the RNG :)