Constipation sits his fat ass down and takes a deep breath. This time not on the toilet. The month of march has certainly proven to live up to its reputation. Coupled with residing in the great windy city, he is fucking exhausted. He is not very wordy to the masses nor educated with books and degrees. He knows he has to step outside his humble realm and speak to the fine folks of these shores. He leans back and takes a deep breath and slowly exhales. 

In loving memory of the Bandit_Heeler, you are witnessing the return of the Relaxatives. It is Lincoln_Lawyer who made this possible. I am forever grateful to both. My journey has exhibited respect to all. My journey has exhibited much hard work and loyalty to Detroit where it all began and extended to Chicago. My journey has proven to be a man of honor. My journey has proven everyone deserves a chance in this world. 
I have a long list who I am grateful too. CLO I am pleased we met in a snowstorm. Freyja, you know how grateful I am too. I have a lengthy list and you know who you are. 

I take every decision I make seriously. I am a businessman. With that said please stop by for a free massage on the house in Chicago. Make certain to tip my fine staff. 

Cheers! 

My congratulations to you and the very best wishes for the future. 

A very humble re-introduction of the Relaxatives! 

Big_Paul hears the news, and stops by to give his congratulations and best wishes to Constipated in his new role as CL.

@Wheeler, having just been Authed in North Side Chicago himself, is very happy to see Constipated take on a bold suit aswell.

”Congratulations Constipated! May the Relaxitives help us see out the end of this mad, mad month. I think we could all use a little peace and quiet instead for a while.“

With that, Wheeler begins considering his own public address. Afterall, he couldn’t let his faithful go un-attended to now could he?