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Stupid is as Stupid Does: RIP John_Fareham Started by: John on Apr 10, '22 18:10

John leaves the grave of his father, John_Fareham (JF), and addresses the stunned crowd gathered nearby...

"Friends, I would like to read you something:

'Trust me when I tell you I get where you are coming from being killed for nothing ... These types of killings happen more often than I'd like to think ... I had one instance where I asked my crew leader a question ... "who are our enemies?"  There is nothing wrong with that question.  The answer was I got [killed]'

Is this me, quoting my late father?  No, it is Constipated, lamenting his lineage being killed for spurious reasons.

The last thing my father heard was:

"I am far from stupid"

His murderer was his boss, Constipated.

What had my father done?  Well, let's take a step back.  My father asked someone from a hugely experienced linage a rather silly question.  The answer was, shall we say, a bit "curt."  Not one to take these things to heart, JF gave a speech, tongue firmly in cheek, about being friendly. 

FourMenInSuits (FMIS), a descendent of MartyMuscles who, like FMIS, was a hardass sports coach.  This is what was said in that speech that led to the murder of an insanely well protected right-hand of a large crew in Chicago:

"However, a startling investigation I have recently conducted has brought the character of the average family into question. An extensive period of research has revealed that while these families can often be seen doing an organized crime or two, not a single one is currently physically or structurally capable of becoming a professional sports organization, and the fact of the matter is none of them are even good at sports at all. 

Tasked with any manner of organized athletic exercise, these crews project to wind up meeting abject failure and, in some cases, grievous bodily harm. The reasons for this vary. Some crews are packed to the rafters with puny dorks, who obviously would not be good at sports. We can set these crews aside for the purpose of this study. Others are simply too heavy, weight-wise. One or two bigger guys is good, you'd need a whole offensive line if we're talking football, but you can't put a 300lb guy at running back and expect a lot of yardage. And this is before we even get to the short crews, who wouldn't be able to dunk a basketball if you put them on a step ladder."

JF responded, off on a tangent, to his own speech about friendliness.  The purpose of FMIS's speech?

He was laying the groundwork for the building on a New Chicago Stadium.  

Were JF and/or FMIS insulting Constipated, Chicago, or anyone else?

I'll let you decide.

As for whether, or not, Constipated was stupid for murdering 18% of his members over a comedic speech, you can also decide.

But before you do, bear in mind that:

Constipated killing allowed JF to be privy to all of his comms for an extended period of time.  

Constipated personally gave JF tens of millions of dollars towards JF's BG's.

Constipated spent millions buying off hits on JF, despite JF asking him not to

Constipated allowed JF access to the Chicago reports on firearms prowess

Constipated allowed JF access to what is in effect a 'purge list'

And then, Constipated kill his right-hand man for...  For what?

I'm genuinely baffled.

Whilst I have extensive notes and reports saved from JF's time as RHM, I won't be making any of them public.  I believe that JF's reputation was restored by his tenure with Constipated.  And, despite it all, I'm sure JF would retain a degree of friendliness towards Constipated.  Constipated is not overly stupid but, like many right-wing snowflakes, he is not sophisticated, and lacks nuance.  He is easily led.

I wonder if someone manipulated Constipated into killing his right-hand?

It it was a Stalinesque revenge plot, then we'd all agree it was very well done.  But it wasn't.  It was someone acting out in a completely nuts way.

JF's lineage has been redeemed.  Constipated will not live for very long - the comms JF was privy to shows his lack of tact and his over willingness to put his foot in his mouth.

So, RIP John_Fareham.  And best of luck Constipated.  

John goes for a protein shake

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