SuperX stands port side looking ashore to the mafioso that had gathered, he lights a cigar and begins to address the crowd

Today the St. Louis Riverboat Casino will make it's maiden voyage down the Mississippi River. That's right, gaming is back in St. Louis.

SuperX takes a puff of his cigar and continues

It took a lot of hard work cleaning this boat up and turning into the gem it is now.  This three level steamer is equipped with a 5 Star Italian Restaurant serving the finest in 5 coarse meals on the first floor. If you take the spiral staircase to floor two you will find brightly colored carpeting, gold pillars and ivory crown molding on the ceiling, we have all the latest in Slots with room in the back for future endeavors. If Slots are not your thing make your way up to our top floor where we have our Roulette wheels and Blackjack tables.

As part of our Grand Opening week, we will be offering $1,000,000 rewards for the the top performers in the following categories....

1. Most games played - The person who plays the most total games from August 23rd thru August 28th.

2. Greatest winnings - The person with the greatest total winnings from August 23rd thru August 28th.

3. Biggest loser - If you are the most unlucky person on the boat from August 23rd thru August 28th, then your luck will be turning around.

SuperX motions to Batman, who is holding a bottle of champagne, Batman smashes the bottle on the side of the boat

With that we here in St. Louis wish you all good luck and happy gambling. Be on the lookout for new features to be added to our casino down the road.

Thomas listens to the man and is quite excited to hear about the new casino.

I'll be sure to try out a few of the games next time i'm in St Louis, i fear i may be going for the Biggest loser reward, i don't much luck with gambling.

Thomas smiles and heads off to the local 7/11, pistol at the ready, concealed in his jacket pocket.

SuperX walks out of his casino office

Opening week is in the books and I would like to thank everyone who participated in the festivities. I will now announce the winners of our Grand Opening competitions.

With 1110 games played, Harley_Quinn wins for most games played. Luca_Senzafine is the weeks big winner with $265,500 in winnings. Our big loser for the week was PaulVidi, he lost 337,000, good job man.

Be on the lookout for a few additions to The Riverboat Casino here in St. Louis coming in the next couple of weeks.

It had been a great night at the casino for the Captain, having gone in with only a few thousand to his name, BubbleBeard left with a smile on his face, and a thicker bulge from his back pocket. Hailing a taxi to go downtown, he lights up a cigar and puffs on it. The ride was uneventful, though the skies were brewing up what seemed to be a nasty storm. BubbleBeard climbed out of the taxi and stumbled up to SuperX, his wallet considerably more heavy than when he'd entered Saint Louis. Clasping hands with Super, BubbleBeard grins and states,

"Ahoy there matey! I be most saddened I missed out on this here competition, but I be most excited that there be a casino once again in Saint Louis! I'll be sure ter plunder... I mean err, play there often!"