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I have so many Egg puns its not even bunny. | Started by: Squishy on Apr 13, '22 20:23 |
This weekend, that thing, about that guy, that one time, may be happening. Hows it work? Boss said you can't have all your eggs in one basket. Boss said to diversify, so diversify we did. We stashed the things everywhere. And I mean everywhere. Aunt Audre gave me an earful when she found some had been placed in her drawer full of delicates. Did we mention that we was three sheets to the wind when we diversified? Our ledger keeping the location of the things, which was supposed to be done in code looks a little something like this: That one place: 3 That other place: 7 Behind the place where that one time we did that thing: 2 LOL: 4 Under the thing: 3
It goes on and on like this for tens of pages. Anyway, we gotta get everything back before the boss finds out we did it a little too well. I hope you have an eggciting day too. Let me know how you hare, I am dyeing to know. Now scramble! Go get ready for this holiday! If you can't attend thats ok, I'll pretend I really don't carrot all, but it's an eggstra special event.
Have a good one yolks!
Lol, I crack me up. |
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Decent thread 8 out of 10. Could have used more egg jokes. |
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Reply by: JosephDiMambro at Apr 13, '22 20:25 | |
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With words of disparagement like that, you're going to drive me off the peep end! |
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Reply by: Squishy at Apr 13, '22 20:26 | |
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Hard to beat an announcement like this. |
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Reply by: Grace at Apr 13, '22 20:44 | |
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Grace, how long did it take you to whisk that one up? | |
Reply by: Squishy at Apr 13, '22 20:59 | |
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There you go again always refusing to look on the sunny side of things. What you think I'm poaching jokes from google? |
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Reply by: Grace at Apr 13, '22 21:40 | |
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Alright, that’s an’ouef. |
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Reply by: Cordelia at Apr 13, '22 21:43 | |
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Yolks on you Squishy, is this supposed to get me eggscited? |
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Reply by: Lincoln_Lawyer at Apr 13, '22 21:47 | |
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Lincoln_Lawyer your puns are eggshausting. | |
Reply by: Squishy at Apr 13, '22 22:02 | |
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I don’t mean to be an eggs Benedict but this is eggsactly what Easter is about. Now I know it’s all fun and yolks till we make Someone’s belly hurt. Some times I take these things too the eggstream. And I know it is not eggsplistly a form for egg jokes. But I can’t stop from trying to crack you up. Trying to look on the sunny side up of every situation. Maybe you are spawning to durdens foor us to eggsterminate I better leave it at that before I eggsplode with eggcitement |
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Reply by: Sunset at Apr 13, '22 23:12 | |
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Tried to pay people to listen to these puns I found here, but I ended up with nothing but lent in my pocket |
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Reply by: Gnash at Apr 14, '22 00:56 | |
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ooooooooh All of the whisky eggy puns
Eggcellent stuff boys and girls |
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Reply by: Heston at Apr 15, '22 14:30 | |
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I always try to look at the sunny side up of things. Peeps who put all of the eggs in one basket may likely wind up just a shell of their former selves. Have an egg-stra special day! |
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Reply by: Aqua_Tofana at Apr 15, '22 14:48 | |
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