(This is a combination of multiple threads)

This Easter weekend, that thing, about that guy, that one time, may be happening.

Hows it work?  Boss said you can't have all your eggs in one basket.  Boss said to diversify, so diversify we did.  We stashed the things everywhere.  And I mean everywhere.  Aunt Audre gave me an earful when she found some had been placed in her drawer full of delicates.

Did we mention that we was three sheets to the wind when we diversified?  Our ledger keeping the location of the things, which was supposed to be done in code looks a little something like this:

That one place: 3

That other place: 7

Behind the place where that one time we did that thing: 2

LOL: 4

Under the thing: 3

It goes on and on like this for tens of pages.  Anyway, we gotta get everything back before the boss finds out we did it a little too well.

I hope you have an eggciting day too.  Let me know how you hare, I am dyeing to know.  Now scramble! Go get ready for this holiday!  If you can't attend thats ok, I'll pretend I really don't carrot all, but it's an eggstra special event.

Have a good one yolks!

Lol, I crack me up.

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You had a runny egg?

(this joke was 24h in the making lol)