After much deliberation over the summer, the teams have settled down and are thoroughly underway with their league campaigns. The transfer window closes a week on Thursday and most teams are resigned to the squad that they currently possess.

Oblivious to all of this information, Roman Goliath of the Roman Retard's (Roman Awesome Killer FC) somehow continues to keep his mangy decrepit fingertips on top spot. With his fortunes tied up in the continued success of Manchester City, many people are certain he'll shortly be trundling down the table.

The top five look like this:

1 Roman Awesome Killer - 1277
2 FrankiesFanDans - 1273
3 North London Is Ours - 1228
4 Villans - 1217
5 JB-united - 1160

Congratulations and curses to these individuals for their continued luck. Never has such a lack of judgement been so heavily rewarded. I stand firm by my prediction that no American can possibly win the fantasy football and look forward with sharpened knives to Roman's undoubted decline.

The remainder of the league is shaping up as follows:

6 FC PussY - 1150
7 Merlin The Magician - 1138
8 Paris' Beard of Zeus - 1131
9 Mischievous Fugazi - 1069
10 Shocker United - 1034
11 Karma is a bitch. - 1020
12 Marco's Marauders - 996
13 ShakhtarSenseless - 991
14 Barry's 11 - 989
15 British Bulldog - 971
16 MuscleLeagu - 963
17 FLW - 912
18 FC Copenbadly - 908
19 CMMRFF - 881
20 WarriorsWinner - 873
21 BadWolves - 817
22 Hugh G. Rection FC - 815
23 Manchester United - 814
24 Grin's Goliaths - 783
25 Da Gunnorz - 781
26 Original XI - 775
27 Kong United - 744
28 Acid House FC - 743
29 Calogero United - 728
30 monkey - 655
31 We Hate Scousers - 606
32 Ninooooooooooooooooo - 598
32 wecallitSocce - 598
34 G's Gentle Giants - 526
35 Awesomeness - 502
36 lorrie - 230
37 Elite XI - 0
37 Rampaging Wonders - 0

Another honourable mention should also go to the manager of Karma is a bitch Rovers, for demonstrating that women can defy their genetic makeup and actually achieve moderate success over the first two weeks, before inevitably slipping away to join lorrie at the foot of the table.

Readers should also be assured that the 24th position held by the mighty Grin's Goliaths is completely misleading. Their handsome coach was out of the country for several weeks and unable to supply his updated team sheet to officials before the matches of weeks 1 & 2. This resulted in a universally recognised disadvantage for his side, but old Chuckle remained upbeat, pointing out that the Roman Retards would likely need the head start. He also informed us that his team has now been revamped and is suitably prepared for the task ahead.

Everyone else sucks.

Especially Alabama 'Two Team' Worley.

~C~

I for one see no threat from Grin's Goliaths, i welcome the challenge from you though Chuckle.

As for Roman being top, fair play to him he has been quite a surprise but with so many Man.City players i feel could could prove to be a big mistake in the coming months.

I am quite confident my Villans team will be top in no time and will continue to hold that spot.

It will be very interesting to see how the league unfolds over the coming season and thanks go to Alabama for creating this.

Pleasently surprised by the up take from all corners of the globe. Roman has shown he is a match for anyone at anything, he doesn't even need to know the rules of a game in order to top it.

Much like our man Chuckle, I didnt get the chance to make some changes for week 2, but unlike him I shant cry about it, i'll man up and move on.

Mine is a legitimate excuse Worley, whilst yours is desperate straw clutching and duplicate teaming!

Time will tell and Cruel will certainly come to regret not anticipating the infamous Grinonian Charge.

~C~

Shelly filled me in on the details of your 'legitimate excuse', Grin. Considering the source, I can only assume that his gruesome explanation of your whereabouts last week are 100% accurate. I've never known the guy to be anything short of deadly serious in our past dealings

Still not dead last, so im happy

We hate scousers?

Name and location of that manager please.

Where the hell are the updates?

there hasn't been any games due to the euro qualifiers.

it's back to business this weekend with a full schedule of games

Not strictly true, there was a week 3, where my team went Top, Cruel is 2nd and Roman 3rd. So we'll see where we are on Monday.

We'll be swapping places soon enough Alabama, i thoroughly expect to be top after this weekends games. ;)