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Another Light Look.... Started by: Silhouette on Apr 08, '08 07:23
Silhouette grabs the nearest stool from outside one of the coffee shops and stands tall on it. Typical, he's picked the one with the wobbly leg...


To give us something a bit different on the streets, I thought I'd follow up an earlier speech by the now deceased Turk, bringing us up to date with recent events. For those that haven't heard it, I'm sure there's a recording somewhere ( http://mafiareturns.com/comm/thread/14942 ).

Silhouette lets out a slightly nervous cough before he starts...it's unclear whether the cough is down to the wobbly leg or the content of his upcoming speech.


Here we go:

So, we waited, we saw,

        no peace was forthcoming.
There was one major flaw,

        only war was incoming.

It was a coffee shop spat,

        perhaps slightly too heated.
Soon Orwell lay flat,

        where once he was seated.

Soon it was Jack, who spoke out of turn,

        his family dropping, he hatched a plot.
What next for Altitude, an imminent urn?

        so it seems, said the 1 percent shot.

Ralph and Vodoo,

        rogued to the wayside.
Referencing put through,

        with no place to hide.

Mr Adrona, moving on nicely,

        Mr Tufting, who would not agree.
Soon things got icy,

        and in came Cab's spree.

Limoncello made her ascension,

        some big guns were downed.
Yet through Cheesy Intervention,

        she eventually frowned.

Next up in Int's view,

        came the Pig and Cab.
Cheese clicked the HQ,

        and l0v3hanD was wacked.

Skepta went blazing,

        downing a few.
Who was it that shot him?

        We don't yet know who...

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Why are you talking about insignificant things likes wars and such, the most important thing that happened recently went something like this:

Vengence and Silhoutte,

Sat down for a game

Pokers their choice,

Though Silhoutte's lame.


The cards dealt by Maria,

Siloutte has Queen pair,

Vengence looked worried,

nervously toying his hair.


Confidence boosted,

Siloutte saw the money,

He push forward his chips,

in too much of a hurry.


When Siloutte looked up,

The cards were all down,

Vengence's face,

went to a smile from a frown.


Siloutte turned his cards,

a pair of queens showing.

Vengence started grinning,

his confidence growing.


When Vengence stood up,

Siloutte turned each card,

Ace, King, Queen, Jack,

The 10 hit him hard.

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Nice work, Vengence, I like it!


Stick in, you'll get my name right some day!
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Stick in?


Stick in there, perhaps?


Oh, ho.
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Lol...nice read my friend :) Interesting.
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Either works for me N4G, Vengence knows I'm busting his chops :)
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Wait who's stickin what where?


Never mind

Turns His back and sneaks out
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That was a nice.


So where did he hit him hard at?


Maybe I should not know.
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So, let me get this straight on what's been said so far........."busting chops" is a euphemism for sticking something in somewhere?
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Exactly, I wanted to go nowhere near his balls, so went for the chops!
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Impressed by the amount of innuendos people have found, I feel however I must clarify!


"Alfonsi, nothing is being stuck in anywhere.


AdaWong, it hit him hard in the wallet, no-where else.


Denouement, nothing is being stuck anywhere! Except perhaps Siloutte's (yes, I persist in mis-pronouncing, consistency is vital) money in my pocket."

Goes to walk off, anticipating more innuendos so gives some more ammo before leaving.


"Now come on Siloutte, my maid has been shopping and I've got some prime meat at home for you to try . . . "
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Nay, nay and thrice, nay. Titter ye not.
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