“We are live here in the streets in the midst of a war! It is pure pandemonium and it appears no one is safe, no one can be trusted and no one will be getting out of this alive! The goombahs are out there trying their darndest to help their deceased relatives friends and the secret coalition that emerged, virtually from no where, is taking control! After over a solid day of battling we have seen the tables turn back and forth before us and friends I can only tell you one thing, this world will be forever different by next week!” the man in the suit looks over at his friend who was with him and allows him to say a few words. “You’re exactly right Tony, the way this all started was a giant massacre nearly half of the worlds underground mob leaders who were touted as insanely well protected, were gunned down at approximately the same exact time, and to make matters worse no one knew what was going on as this secret team emerged with a fire in their heart from nearly every corner of the mobster ran world.” 

suddenly, a song could be heard in a distance. The words of being a real American began echoing through the street.

”Ladied and Gentleman, stay with us here. It seems something big is headed our way. There is a man wearing bright colors matching straight towards us a plethora of people walking beside him. This is unlike anything I have ever seen before!”

The man, wearing Yellow and Red emphatically walked towards the two men speaking who were surrounded by tons of goombahs and goombets. He immediately stood infront of them staring at them and began to flex.

”Tony, what is happening right now?” One of the men looked at the other, “Bobby I have no clue but man this guy is huge!”

The man continued to flex. About 6’7 in height and over 250 pounds. His arms were massive and he flexed those monsters showcasing his strength. Then he stopped. The crowd after cheering for this guy fell silent, his harsh voice and oily skin made the appearance that much more hard to look away from.

Well you know something brother?! I have been seeing a lot of injustice running wild in the streets. I take one look at this world dude and realize that the place we once knew and loved is fading fast man and we have to do something to change it compadre! 

The man flexed.

The name is HULK HOGAN brother and I have two 24 inch pythons that are looking to run wild on these streets dude! I seen the stories of the murders and underground changes in the world but that won’t stop Hulk-a-Mania man! So tonight, i and all my little hulkamaniacs have a question for the warring parties out there….

 The man flexed some more than began to rip his shirt,

Watcha gonna do when Hulka Mania runs wild on you!? 

With that the giant of a man began flexing his muscles and proceeded to March towards downtown to the same music he came in to. It appeared he was looking for a fight and if he was looking for a fight he would sure get one!

“I am not entirely sure what we just witnessed, but I for one am welcoming this change with open arms.” Bobby looked sternly at Tony. “Well don’t get your hopes up there pal, there will be a lot more bloodshed before Hulk Hogan is able to do anything worth note.”

with that the two men parted ways wondering what was that whole thing was about. They had never experienced a character quite like that. This wasn’t the time for shenanigans and if Hulk was smart he would lay low and not create any attention for himself.