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| It's Time for Constipated to Fall on His Sword | Started by: Gazza on Apr 29, '22 17:47 |
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"Our thing is a thing of tradition precedent, and order. Never, ever, has a leader purged his second in command over a joke told by a third party and remained alive. Constipated is a good, simple-minded man. He is a pit-pony of a man, gifted at fulfilling simple tasks which have been carefully explained to him. We know, because he told us, that he has a good sense of humour. I would love to see his life spared. But if it is, never again can a second in command laugh without fear of purging. So, Constipated, fall on your sword, or else forever be known as the Laughter Thief" |
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Lenny shoved his small frame to the front of the crowd.. “Seems like this joke didn’t age very well after all, am I right?” Looking around the crowd, Lenny saw no one was laughing and shrugged before slipping back into the crowd awkwardly. |
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| Reply by: LennyBruce at Apr 30, '22 05:01 | |
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| Honestly kuku.. fuck off. | |
| Reply by: TotallyProingPeople at Apr 30, '22 06:07 | |
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| "No, I'm here to stay. We all mourn Constipated but we welcome an era of humour and writing competitions" | |
| Reply by: Gazza at Apr 30, '22 10:35 | |
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Honestly, TotallyProingPeople, try and make me? I'm mourning a good man, and you're dull of bile. You have a sad brain |
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| Reply by: Gazza at Apr 30, '22 12:16 | |
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| Edwyn is a solid, solid man. Twice the man Carlos is | |
| Reply by: Gazza at Apr 30, '22 12:49 | |
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| Gazza. Your rubbish pile is growing. You turn people off from this way of life. Have you ever thought to yourself, perhaps I could harass other people in a different world than this? | |
| Reply by: Luigi at Apr 30, '22 16:39 | |
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| Yawn Luigi. Beethoven had his critics. Can you name three? | |
| Reply by: Gazza at Apr 30, '22 17:10 | |
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