No not that, I'm talking about hustling on the FIELD!  All HeadCoach and I see is a bunch of lolligaggers half-arsing it around, hands in their pockets, heads up their ass.  Well how about pulling your head out of your ass and getting it into the game!  We should ALL be hustling...  DAILY!  Be it at practice, when you are out committing your crimes, or in a war such as this one.

Vladimir and @Circle_of_Fire have been at war for what now... 5 days?  Come on people let's pick up the pace!  HUSTLE out there!

No one ever achieved victory by making excuses or arguing that they are putting in hard work when they clearly are capable of doing more.  Why are we all not living up to our full-potential?  Like when Grace was called out for doing nothing in the war, instead of taking it as an opportunity for some self-reflection, she addressed her criticism by arguing that she had in fact taken 2 private flights.  Now, while one might argue that taking 2 private flights is essentially the same as doing nothing, I say why not THREE private flights?  Oh, you've already taken three?  Why not make it four?   See where I'm going here? BE BETTER!  YOU CAN DO IT IF YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN!!!!

Point is we can all be doing better.  So come on guys, give it all you've got.  I don't think Vladimir and Circle_of_Fire started out in this conflict with the intent of being losers... they want to be goshdarn WINNERS!  Soooo....... get out there and WIN!!!!!

Assistant Coach FrizzleFry claps loudly and starts yelling to people to hustle.  What's that he smells in the air?  Ah yes.  It's the sweet scent of motivation.

The spirit of John_Fareham flows so strongly out of you, FrizzleFry, that's why you're the best damn assistant coach I've got. What I really started noticing, and what I find really crazy, is how fucking unbelievable we look in these new team sweats. You'd think someone would say something, it's wild. Why can't people just compliment people without feeling weird about it? Gazza has got an ass like an Olympic sprinter and those pants are making those cheeks sing. Anyway, that's a hell of a speech coach, a hell of a damn speech, I feel motivated as hell. 

Unreal. A whole extra day and still not one person has seen fit to mention how fucking hot and buff we look in our team new gear. I feel like Hercules in these travel polos. Protector has got abs bursting out of his shirt like a vine of plum tomatoes stuffed into a sandwich bag. Everybody knows how devastating we look but it's crazy we still live in a world where a guy giving another guy a compliment is uncomfortable. Or even a stranger stopping to tell me how my biceps look like gorgeous little baby heads, instead of just walking past and ogling them silently like a pervert. Get over it, I'm hot and my team is hot, so what.