Barnabas went in front of the large crowd he gathered and began to speak

"As a member of the John Fareham Memorial All-Star Team, I'm a sports enthusiast. However, many of you mafiosos are not yet as fit as our great All-Star Team. This means your body is not prepared for extreme sports or for some, sports in general.

Now, almost as important as your body's fitness level is your mind. It takes true discipline to be dedicated to something like a sport. Although it's not a sport, gambling can do just the same for your mind and get your competitive spirit yearning. 

I have been gambling for a long time but my favorite kind is dicing. Dicing has changed my net worth and my lineages networth by tens of millions, possibly more. Although that change in net worth wasn't positive, I still remain to be. No more matter how many losses you have to deal, you can always earn them back one day. Gambling is a perfect mental practice for sports. These are my own personal gambling rules to share for all."

Barnabas and a couple men he hired begin to hand out small flyers. Each of the flyers read:

Hey, I'm Barnabas- team member of the JFMAST. Today I'll be providing you with a list of my personal rules for dicing. These are great tips that I suggest you should follow too. (Due note that these tips are not JFMAST endorsed)

I'll only be providing you with 4 tips but for a subscription price of only $50,000, you can get a tip sent to you everyday for the next week from 5/4-5/11. If you sign up late, you will be given all the tips you missed. In addition, sign up on 5/4 to get an additional small tip! In order to sign up, you will need to send a telegram to Barnabas showing interest. From there, you will need to sign the proper paperwork and then transfer $50,000 dollars to Barnabas by way of the Federal Savings Bank. If you die during said week, your next of kin may contact Barnabas and receive the tips after their identity is verified. 

In addition, one random subscriber will be given a $100,000 dollars by the end of the week!

1. Never accept your losses

You must face the fact that when you dice, you will lose temporarily. However, no lose is truly permanent with the great power of dice. You will earn all that money back and more. You must tell yourself that you'll get it back and even deny you lost it at all. For example, you may want to say something to yourself like:

"I didn't lose my house. My wife won't be mad at me. I'll earn it all back with the $3 I have left."

This is a great example of positive affirmation you can give yourself after losing. 

You must continue to put every penny you can into dicing so you earn all that money back. You'll never earn it back unless you try. 

2. Never accept your winnings

You must face the fact that when you dice, you will win. However, these winnings are never enough. Don't settle for a measly sum because of the risk factor. Keep on dicing away. 

This reminds me of a specific situation when I once, through lots of strategic dicing and luck, turned less than 1 mil in dollars to 20 mil in dollars. However, I still wasn't happy and thought I could get to 50 mil. So, I kept dicing and made it 44 million dollars, a much larger sum. (On a side note, I did keep dicing and lost all 44 million about 10 minutes later). 

3. Gambler's Block, Rambler's Schlock

In addition to not accepting your winnings, don't ever have a gambling block. Gambling block is when you ask the casino to not let you in for a short amount of time so you can preserve your money and not gamble it all away. Although, you can't lose money through gambling block, you also CANNOT win it.

If you can't gamble, you can't make money. DONT USE GAMBLERS BLOCK!

4. Don't Gamble it Away All At Once 

Don't waste all your money by dicing it in a lump sum. Use discretion by gambling it away in increments. Although your winnings may not be as high, there is lower risk too. This will minimize your temporary losses if you do lose by making them smaller and will increase the fun of the experience.

If you have less than 2 million dollars, it may be a good idea to only dice in increments $100,000 or under (or if you're daring you can dice in $250,000). If you have more than that, you can still dice with those increments or with higher ones. A good rule to have is to never dice more than a quarter of your net worth in a single. 

I hope you enjoyed these four tips! Don't forget to sign up for the dicing tips mail service! If you have any tips of your own, I'll reward you $20,000 dollars to share them too (Offer only stands once per person).

Don't take advice from this fraud, all of his gambling profits have been built off the change from my grimy pockets!

"Trevor, I'd like to thank you for sharing that additional amazing dice tip! 

"Do not take advice from this fraud" is one of the most profound things I've heard when it comes to learning the art of dicing."

Your accountant makes note that $20,000 has been wired to Trevor from your account.