Ronald walks out to the streets and hangs up more broadsides for folks to read.

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Hearing such slander spoken against him, Ronald confronts the man and says, "Considering your father died for saying inappropriate things, I'd think you'd keep your mouth shut a bit mor often. Regardless, you have just, yourself, spoken a flasehood. The only source of mine who asked for compensation, Mr. FrizzleFry , was paid in full."

I wish for Ronald's son to come to these shores.

RonaldCarrabia would have been proud to see his vision become realized by The Harold of the Underworld, that stalwart of journalistic integrity. Sadly, if he knew how far his Herald of the Underworld had slipped, it would have broke his heart.  Perhaps it's better that he doesn't know.

I'm sure he would have had a fascinating take on gnus.