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| No Jail Perk? It's Time For The Perkulator | Started by: Squishy on May 14, '22 01:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU7a2KPldC8
If anyone is lacking a jail perk for the jail comp this weekend and is low on funds because of the war - tell a joke in here and the game will provide one for you. |
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus hehe |
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| Reply by: Naughty at May 14, '22 01:21 | |
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Where do vampires keep their money? A Blood bank! |
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| Reply by: Cipriano at May 14, '22 01:28 | |
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What does a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They are both Paris sites. |
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| Reply by: Heimdall at May 14, '22 02:35 | |
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated. |
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| Reply by: Kenzo at May 14, '22 09:40 | |
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What do you do for a broken foot? Call a toe truck |
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| Reply by: Halloween at May 14, '22 12:20 | |
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*Walks into the room* |
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| Reply by: Nicola-Trevisani at May 14, '22 12:24 | |
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Why did the old lady fall in the well? Because she couldn't see that well |
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| Reply by: Hobbs at May 14, '22 12:29 | |
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“Um.” —First horse that got ridden.
Does that count as a joke? Made me laugh anyway |
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| Reply by: FrenchieHorn at May 14, '22 12:55 | |
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Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
Because the ghosts bring all the boos. |
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| Reply by: Vidal at May 14, '22 13:06 | |
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Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field. |
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| Reply by: Grin-22 at May 14, '22 14:59 | |
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Why can’t Donald Trump be a Lannister?
Because he never pays his debts. |
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| Reply by: Junk_in_the_Trunk at May 14, '22 16:04 | |
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I never understood why america kept their emergency number as 911, always reminds me of that one tradgedy |
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| Reply by: Spicy at May 14, '22 18:13 | |
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| spicy because if we changed it they would do it again change it to 321 and it would be on March 21 the next attack | |
| Reply by: Sunrise at May 14, '22 19:08 | |
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Two birds were out flying. Suddenly on of the birds said: - I can fly much faster than you! The other bird just looked at the first one and answered: - Uhm, okay |
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| Reply by: LadyBananaFace at May 15, '22 21:17 | |
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