JMFAST, I'd love to duel you as you requested in your return telegram. 

Before that though, I'd love for you to publicly offer that again just with reasoning as to why you are offering it to me also please. 

Thanks in advance.

Here I am, minding my own business, engaged in bloody warfare with BricktownCL and his gang of goons, protection dropping left and right and I hear JFMAST shouting my name to anyone who will listen. Let me tell you something, JFMAST, I didn't flush your Pops' head down the 12th Street toilet, just to take a handout from the likes of you. Sure, I'll pick your pocket when the moment suits me and I'll take an employment opportunity if it comes my way and tell WaynePlunkett he's now known as John_Fareham, but I'll be damned if I have anything else to do with you. 

Just so that everyone is clear about this, I have received NO money from this guy and I wouldn't accept it even if it was offered. He kept trying to send me 15k after I picked his pocket, and I was like, bro. Relax. I don't want anything from you. And now he does this. Anyone who has donated to him, I have not been given any of your doubtlessly generous contributions. I remain Slightly Protected, slightly more than the FrizzleFry's of this world, but not in the realms of the Obscene HeadCoach's of our time. 

JFMAST, the only money I will take from you is that which I lift myself out of your pocket or that which I beat you to within an inch of your life and prize out of your feminine hands, alright? That's the philosophy I live by. Is it perfect? No. Does it lead to me being mugged 6 times in 3 days? Absolutely. Change though, for the likes of you? 10 rounds of whipping your Dad from pillar to post says otherwise. 

"And by

"olmotoced"

I obviously mean noticed."

strolling into the streets he receives a telegram reading it outloud

jfmast has been hitting the booze early today and is more obsessed then usual

Jfmast why do you always bring my name up your entire “legacy” is built on being creepy weird with me, I still remember that time you tried to touch me.

Are you quoting yourself?

"I have been quite busy as of late, and therefore the next issue is a tad delayed. However, as far as I am concerned, nothing about Grin-22 is slated to be printed."

Hey JFMAST. Since Ronald just pushed your lying bluff, how bout you retire? You have no honor. No integrity. No self respect. Hell you might as well crawl in a barrel and continue shouting your dementia fueled rants in OOC. Your whole kin is tiresome, unintelligent in its words, summarized just a big ol fat turd. The fact your family deems it necessary to continue its ill fated life, barely reaching Boss rank before it is inevitably killed to boot. Why don't you make like a tree and leafve? 

Assistant Coach FrizzleFry walks up to the corner wearing an assistant coach fedora hat.

Please stop telling him to retire. He’s one of my only members. If he retires it’ll just be Minion and myself and I’ll be over here looking like a goshdarn Shannon_Whelan. I’ll be the laughing stock of Detroit.
 

I'm glad Ragnarok that JFMAST has lived up to his word and settled things with you. Unfortunately however, he has declined to do the right thing by me on several occasions over the past few days. 

Firstly, he has not wired over my $1,000,000. 

Secondly, he threw chump change at me to provoke a reaction. 

Thirdly, he agreed to accept a duel should I challenge him to one. He refused cowardly. 

Fourthly, he stated that if I could lift some money out of his pockets, he would then accept a duel from myself. He still cowardly refuses. 

Fifthly, I proposed that JFMAST should be given authority to run an organisation of his own. I even very kindly offered to work very closely with him to make this work. He has declined to provide me with any feedback on my offer or suggest any ways in which he would provide proper leadership for the workers of the organisation, should it come to fruition.