John makes his way past the crowds coming back from JFMAST's funeral.  Marshalled expertly by HeadCoach, they look the other way as that scumbag Grin-22 rants and raves.  John spots FrizzleFry, a shadow of his former self, trying to make sense of what he should do with his friend and mentor...  John climbs on top of his soapbox and begins to address the crowd, noticing the fit from the unfit, and pretending not to care...

"Friends, we lost a good man.  JFMAST was a pillar of our community.  Credit where it is due: CantFindASuit succeeded where FatherMacklePenny failed so badly, and so publicly.  Ever an innovator, JFMAST finessed the art of not duelling people, and waiting for them to die for their hasty actions.  But this time, JFMAST also died.

We mourn him.

But we take comfort in the fact that yesterday was not as deadly and lethal a day as the recent Fareham war, or the blood dimmed, terrible days of past writing competitions.

We take a moment to remember @RonaldCarrabia who, whilst not dead, is Missing in Action.  Hurry up, John, we, the public, need a functioning media.

But until the day that Ronald returns to publish his lies, we need credible sources of information.

What does the death of JFMAST, FMP, and CFAS mean?  Anything?  Nothing?

What was the war all about?

I have left a LEAFLET containing QUESTIONS for you to COMPLETE.

It won't take long, and I will give a prize to every person who answers the questions.

I'll wait for a few days, and collect them in and publish them.

So ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS and Gimme Some Truth."

What happened to JFMAST was a success.

Yeah a success you had nothing to do with though.  What happened as far as you are concerned was a series of errors. That's your life story up to present day.  Just one non-stop blooper reel, as we refer to it as in the mafia basketball community.

And now this, coming out to the streets to take credit and boast about things you had absolutely nothing to do with.  Using other people's accomplishments or misfortunes and claiming them as your own victory in an attempt to put the spotlight on yourself.  I've never seen anyone behave like this in the streets or stoop to such measures before in my entire life.  A new low here in This Thing of Ours. 

Shame, JusLooking.  Shame.

frizzlefry you must forget the level Kuku has stooped so many times before. Perhaps it's that work he put in your ear. I apologize I'm not so heavily invested in this life of crime. I prefer a real life than the days others sink into this flailing ship.

Well you've already exposed yourself as a liar so I think I'll chalk your claims of any ancestors of my late member JFMAST to be much of the same gibberish.  You have proven yourself to be a man not to be taken seriously.

And now the new lie is that he is not heavily invested in this life of crime, aside from sending me numerous mails that I read and then don't respond to, and making arrangements for his mutant offspring to embark on a suicide mission to frame a man for murder.  The execution of the plan would have required several days and coordinating with another fellow charlatans.  It was an intricate plan he concocted.  Now don't get me wrong... I'm not saying it was a good plan. In fact, it was the worst  Point being, these are not indicators of a man with a lot going on.