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| The Iron Bank Returns | Started by: Mikhail on May 21, '22 04:47 |
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With the grand opening of the Palms Casino, Mikhail had wanted to extend an opportunity to those less fortunate. As the casino had planned to hold two Poker Tournaments tonight, he felt the need to continue his father's operation: The Iron Bank. Like his father, he wanted to bring back an older era of making money. "Comrades, I wanted to come to these streets to share that The Iron Bank is reopening its doors. I know some of you may be cautious at first with its past operations, but I ensure you that the older mentality of the bank is long gone. The influence from certain former individuals will not be interfering. The premise of the bank will be the same was it once was before the doors were shut for good. Ultimately The Iron Bank wants to see the criminal community continue to thrive, and grow after the massive war that shook our underground world. For those whose kin return to these shores with no inheritance, we hope to help you get on your feet." He noticed more comrades approach him in the streets, attempting to get as close as possible to hear the announcement. "I know it will take some time for the bank to reach its fullest potential, so please bear with us as we set up shop over the next coming weeks. As many of you know, I am the acting Manager of the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. This is grand opening weekend. I am extending loans to those who want to participate in either regular games at the casino itself, or in the poker games. Interest rates will be held low to encourage playing. If you have any interest in this, please reach out to myself directly. I must warn all comrades that like the former Iron Bank, the bank has to protect his best interests and investments. Attempts to scam the bank and the bank will have to take appropriate action. The bank has a long memory and an even longer reach. We look forward to working with all comrades." |
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He came back out to the streets to give a brief update of the bank's finances. The last 24 hours have been busy for many comrades other than Mikhail. Hoping the money the Iron Bank has loaned out continues to fund rebuilding other cities across the world, he stepped forward to give a glimpse of the bank's operations. "Comrades, over the last 24 hours the Iron Bank has loaned out over $120,000,000 to comrades all across our dear nation. Most of which has gone towards rebuilding but there were a few sketchy comrades who might be using it to dice with. Some degenerate called it their "farm". Whatever that means. I don't subscribe to this new age hiphop kiddy lingo... To give all comrades an idea of what loans have gone out, let me explain. Most typical loans are weeklong contracts. Some can be longer but that must be negotiated with the bank. The interest is rated against every single comrade. Much like a system of history, or credit even, rates do get better over time. As stated, loans are expected to be paid back in full with its vig within one week of the transaction to your bank. If you fail to pay back within one week, a late penalty will be assessed and that goes on top of what you already owe. If any of this does not make sense to you and you're looking for extra cash for whatever, reach out directly and I'll set you straight. Just no weird lingo please." |
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| Reply by: Mikhail at May 22, '22 03:58 | |
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This joke seems in pretty bad taste. Way to remind people of your shame or perhaps lack thereof.
What is hip hop? Prolepsis much? |
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| Reply by: Spikey at May 22, '22 19:30 | |
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You're doing a great deed sir Mikhail, with such a scheme, you may very well be promoted to fourth strongest left hand man in the game. I am very proud of you and your deeds. Few people can run a casino like you can, few people can ever run a loansharking scheme like you. Giorgio pushes the child into his sandbox as he speaks up. Don't mind the kid sir. |
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| Reply by: Giorgio-Esposito at May 22, '22 19:58 | |
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Thank you Giorgio-Esposito for your deep and insightful contribution. It is apparent that Mikhail's values reflect those of Las Vegas, akin to an authorized user's fraud and debts in collection bringing down the primary card holder's credit score.
I guess for the people in the crowd who might have a lapse in memory or don't know for whatever reason... They can refer back to the ARCHIVES about when the repo men came knocking at the doors of this business for their "claw-back."
As I said, this joke was in bad taste, and I'm sure you all know it, especially Goku. Accountability.
Spikey builds a sand castle with some hard candies in his pocket and hopes they won't get sandy. |
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| Reply by: Spikey at May 22, '22 20:27 | |
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Thank you for your contribution to the discussion. Are you here for a loan? We need some major collateral for someone like you. I'm not sure where the joke is, I didn't quite hear anyone laughing, it just seems it's just you that's looking for something to be upset about. Therapy may be your best bet. Who is Goku? |
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| Reply by: Giorgio-Esposito at May 22, '22 20:30 | |
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The "joke" is that Mikhail wants to troll using the name of a business with which was used to cheat because he can at the moment because of who is in power, with no accountability. It's a bad joke because the business was disgraceful, and I figured it'd be fun to pick at that. It is. I'm not upset at all, and I find it funny you think I would be. This was too easy to mock. Therapy might help you be more self-reflective. Seems like a childish go-to on your part, but you never did grow up. Goku is an spirit being who wanders the plains in search of a silver spoon. |
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| Reply by: Spikey at May 22, '22 20:41 | |
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How Russian of you to continue to use a bank that cheated the people and now I'm curious are you gonna cheat the people again it just seems very much of a communist to love a name and a brand that is famous for cheating it's people I do have to agree with spike do you have no shame do you not feel like you are a complete scumbag and since we're talking about debts and how the ironbeak has a far reach in a further memory do you remember owing me a lot of money |
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| Reply by: Premeir at May 23, '22 00:22 | |
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Do you got my money? |
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| Reply by: Premeir at May 23, '22 00:26 | |
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Mikhail just recently told me he doesn't owe me anything when he promised his family his life on what I could do for him which means his word is shit his name is shit we know what he has to offer to his group because he can't cheat anymore so he can only swallow |
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| Reply by: Premeir at May 23, '22 00:35 | |
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Gremlin checks his bank account
Gremlin unwraps a piece of gun, then moon walks out the bank back to where the announcement of Iron Bank was being held
Gremlin nods for his bodyguards to part the crowd so he can moonwalk back to his limo thinking about how rich he is.
Moonwalking back to his limo Gremlin thinks to himself how this would be a great addition to his Make West Coast Lit Again campaign |
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| Reply by: Gremlin at May 23, '22 03:28 | |
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HBF reaches for the old diary and flips through several pages taking in a few highlights from over the years and to date and realizes "making a mockery" is the main theme on these shores with the goal to destroy and decimate. It was not brains that got these shores to this point. It was nothing but compromised distance in the flight/defense department. |
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| Reply by: HuckleBerryFinn at May 23, '22 03:35 | |
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My personal opinion and it seems from what has been said by others here is that this bank has a long way to go to gain the trust of the masses after the controversies of the past. I guess there is only one way to find out but its 100% understandable if there are people reluctant to trust The Iron Bank. You will need to show a lot of good will for a long times. Memories rarely fade in the six cities. |
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| Reply by: Wish at May 23, '22 08:42 | |
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Hobbs frowned. As the so called Prince of Summerlin he had a vested stake in ensuring Las Vegas succeeded. He made a point of looking around to asses the situation. Hobbs made a point to lock eyes with the first responder.
As you stand before me today you are Spikey, son of Spike, who was the son of BigBadSpikeS. Call me a cynic but I suspect his father was also a Spike of some form. You’re a man obsessed with history; so it’s no surprising to see you fixate once again on the historic deeds.
You’re stuck in the past, young friend, and it’s time you moved on. You’re almost entering into the territory of sins of the father which is another debate entirely. Unless you’re whiter than white I wouldn’t recommend going down that path.
Hobbs shrugged and continued. He was a patient man but patience only took him so far.
On the one hand you stand there denouncing the regime for destroying the status quo. Now you stand here denouncing attempts to provide funds to allow people to once again prosper. Which would you prefer?
There is a validity in challenging those in the upper echelons of power, and I don’t want to dissuade it – but Spike, you are becoming a tired cliché. Every time Las Vegas speaks you’re on standby to issue a rebuke. I’m convinced if Giorgio came out here and said the sky was blue you’d insist it was red
Hobbs shook his head
Premeir, you’ve got a one track mind. Your continued moaning about Giorgio Esposito is giving me a headache. Let me make this abundantly clear; Giorgio is the Greatest Of All Time, whereas you? With your incessant bleating you’re just a goat. Time to move on, kid. |
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| Reply by: Hobbs at May 23, '22 13:00 | |
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Who mentioned gio at all Hobbs? You mind must be on one track as well seeing as we have only discussed mikhal here |
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| Reply by: Premeir at May 23, '22 14:41 | |
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Appearing in two speeches makes me a "tired cliché..." "incessant..." Hyperbole much? Have I had that much of an impact on your actual patience so quickly? Does that mean I triggered someone so much that even you felt the need to step in? Got 'em! Can we get that confirmed? The Iron Bank is in bad taste, and ill-reputed in this world. Since you brought it up, anything pro-Russia is really kinda sick, and plainly un-American/Anti-Western. Cool guys, let's joke a past massive cheating event... and then about terror and genocide. Great image to have representing you. Not so different from a drowned dead-baby on a beach, if you get what I mean. Everyone knows that Valinor is the GOAT anyway. Thanks for your input Hoobs. Welcome to these SALTY shores. You have things to learn. |
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| Reply by: Spikey at May 23, '22 18:28 | |
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Mikhail was being escorted by a few men. They didn't look familiar to you, nor did they look like they are from this country. They were dressed in well tailored suits and had matching arm bands around their right upper arm. The band sported seven golden skulls, with a red spearhead through the middle of them. They secured the area and pushed back a few of the vile scumbags that were currently spewing ill towards the newly lead Iron Bank. As Mikhail was able to, he pulled out his ledger. "Comrades, I can completely understand the hesitant of trust in finances but let me reassure you. The Bank has moved on from traitorous practices and will continue to earn the trust of the six cities. The Iron Bank is here to stay and here to provide anyone with financial assistance should they need it. Just in the last few hours the bank has lended out another 60 million dollars. In the grand scheme of things this is only a drop in the bucket as the bank continues to earn your trust. Thank you for your time comrades." The company of men helped escort Mikhail back to his car. He was off to meet with his uncle Valinor. Valinor was close with his other uncle Vladimir who fought valiantly along side him in the long war. |
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| Reply by: Mikhail at May 23, '22 19:07 | |
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No one cares what you have to say you are only known as a cheater now hey loser a has been you made a partnership with people who were OK with you swallowing |
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| Reply by: Premeir at May 24, '22 03:15 | |
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Hobbs come defend your wrong statement and look stupid again its how you guys do |
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| Reply by: Premeir at May 24, '22 03:18 | |
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It appears irony is not your forte, judging by the response out here. |
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| Reply by: Clifford at May 24, '22 08:06 | |
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