Temps addresses a small crowd

"Across the nation, listeners listen in on radio to here about the great duel supposed to go down in Philly.

One man, John, is known to cause trouble. He's the recent right hand man of FrizzleFry and has a controversial past. Through a recent feud with with Sunrise and a few others, he's amassed himself multiple hits and lots of enemies. 

Another man, StringerBell, is the right hand man of Sunrise. He had agreed to duel John to death if the proper funds were allocated for his travel to Philly. Nyarlathotep, a Philly Mobster and RHM, agreed to pay for the travel and sent StringerBell money for the duel, $3,400,000 to be exact. This is no small sum of money.

As of the moment, StringerBell's whereabouts are unknown and he hasn't commented on anything. Some claim fell asleep. Despite being sent the money, this duel hasn't happened yet. 

Some believe StringerBell ran off with the money. Some believe he split it with John and they are both running a scam. Regardless, the nation is excited to learn what is going to happen.

If anyone else has more information or thoughts on this, you may now step up. In addition, you can place bets as many have already done.

I'll start, I bet that $250,000 that if this duel happens, John will win."

Temps readdresses the crowd

"As we've all heard on the radio, quite an amazing event has unfolded.

Stringerbell flew over to Philly and accepted the duel with John. After some discussion, they agreed to shoot at the same time, like the old cowboys of the west used to. 

In the first round, they both fired and missed. 

Second round, two shots ring out again. Each misses and hits the wall behinds the other. 

Finally, in the third and final round, they each fire again. John's bullet flies towards Stringerbell but is a few inches and off and once again flies into the wall behind him. However, Stringerbell's shot was a hit. The bullet lodged right into John's skull. It killed him in mere seconds. 

Great Mafiosos cheered. Bets were payed out. For a little while, everything else seemed futile in this excitement. This day will be remembered for a long time. Two men of honor fought bravely and one of them died. Skidmark was victorious over John. 

All of you in the crowd, go wish Stringerbell congratulations and make sure to pay your respects to John at his funeral."

Such a shame the youth today