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| Dodgy Duels, and a Writing Competition: HUGE Prizes! | Started by: Jaws on May 27, '22 14:14 |
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"It has been an eventful week. We have witnessed the death of Sunrise's RHM to the notorious Detroit leader, FrizzleFry - a duel which unfolded in the full view of a bloodthirsty crowd. More importantly, we saw the tragic demise of John, the much maligned RHM of a leading crew in Detroit. John's grandfather, JFK_Jr, was misled about his marksmanship skills to ensure that the scumbag, Grin-22, could kill him in a duel. Cowardly, underhanded tactics were again prominent in the duel which killed John. The man who challenged John to the duel, let's call him SB, used a variety of stalling tactics whilst, we are told, he spoke to Grin-22 who furnished him with the exact knowledge needed to win the duel against John. And so John died. And with him, died the Herald of the Underworld. The Herald's original editor, RonaldCarrabio, has been kidnapped. We are concerned for his wellbeing. However, an anonymous benefactor has donated a considerable sum of money to us, and we have taken control of the Herald of the Underworld and, more importantly, have an important announcement to make. WE ARE GOING TO HOST A WRITING COMPETITION! For too long, street oratory has not been judged. So we will judge it. This will be a WRITING COMPETITION with a difference. There will be two prizes - one is a HUGE cash prize! The other is a mystery prize, and will only be revealed when the winners have been selected. But you will have never seen anything like this before. It will be great. It will be amazing. More details to follow. Thank you." |
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Skidmark listens to Mr. Jaws and is immediately struck with terror at the idea being proposed... "I can only imagine that the mystery prize is a bullet to the head from an unknown assassin. I don't know if our secret society and corrupt basketball organizations can handle another mass slaughter that always seems to come with these writing competitions. As much as I would like a shot at a HUGE cash prize, I value my life far too much to put pen to paper." "Go ahead and award the prize to someone else. Maybe someone who has not even entered the competition." |
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| Reply by: Skidmark at May 27, '22 14:25 | |
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| "Skidmark, I can personally guarantee that nobody will die in this competition." | |
| Reply by: Jaws at May 27, '22 14:38 | |
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