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| why I pretended to be Tom Cruise for 50 seconds | Started by: Gnoch on Jun 05, '22 22:45 |
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Dear MafiaReturns Community, It was nothing more than hubris, I really thought I could pull it off. I am so sorry for everyone I hurt by telling you that I was Tom Cruise, but, I am in fact not Tom Cruise. I guess I just wanted to pretend for a few moments to be a big time celebrity without thinking of the consequences that would come from it. I know, its disgusting. I know, it was wrong. I just hope eventually everyone can learn to forgive me for this act of deceit and forgive me so that we can all move past what I thought would just be a playful joke. Love, Not Tom Cruise |
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| Reply by: Sosabowski at Jun 05, '22 22:46 | |
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I for one will not forget this travesty done to us. |
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| Reply by: Illuminatiated at Jun 05, '22 23:32 | |
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You'll always be Tom Cruise in my eyes |
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| Reply by: TheMorrigan at Jun 06, '22 18:43 | |
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Tom Cruise has a front tooth in the middle of his mouth. Its not the worst thing not to be him. |
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| Reply by: Nicola-Trevisani at Jun 06, '22 23:03 | |
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No worries Gnoch, you can still be my wingman any day |
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| Reply by: Owney at Jun 07, '22 00:03 | |
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You can't fool me Tom Cruise, you're just trying to cover your tracks. You promised me a role in Mission Impossible 12 and I will take it whether you like it or not. |
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| Reply by: Justice at Jun 07, '22 04:12 | |
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Justice for Justice! |
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| Reply by: Negan at Jun 26, '22 16:35 | |
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Nice try Tom |
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| Reply by: Watching at Jun 28, '22 04:00 | |
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No one buys this Gnoch. We all know who you really are, Maverick. |
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| Reply by: Imperium at Jun 30, '22 20:19 | |
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