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why I pretended to be Tom Cruise for 50 seconds Started by: Gnoch on Jun 05, '22 22:45

Dear MafiaReturns Community,

It was nothing more than hubris, I really thought I could pull it off. I am so sorry for everyone I hurt by telling you that I was Tom Cruise, but, I am in fact not Tom Cruise. I guess I just wanted to pretend for a few moments to be a big time celebrity without thinking of the consequences that would come from it.

I know, its disgusting. I know, it was wrong. I just hope eventually everyone can learn to forgive me for this act of deceit and forgive me so that we can all move past what I thought would just be a playful joke.

Love, 

Not Tom Cruise

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I can't believe you've done this.
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I for one will not forget this travesty done to us. 

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You'll always be Tom Cruise in my eyes

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Tom Cruise has a front tooth in the middle of his mouth. Its not the worst thing not to be him. 

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No worries Gnoch, you can still be my wingman any day

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You can't fool me Tom Cruise, you're just trying to cover your tracks. You promised me a role in Mission Impossible 12 and I will take it whether you like it or not. 

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Justice for Justice!

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Nice try Tom

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No one buys this Gnoch. We all know who you really are, Maverick. 

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