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| Sisyphus Syndrome: Slaying Syrup? | Started by: Jaws on Jun 06, '22 15:15 |
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Jaws is covered from blood after yet another beating. Despite his latest subterfuge, people seem to recognise him as a Fareham. Is that good? Probably... But he clambours aboard a soapbox and begins to talk... "Like most of us in this thing of ours, I have killed a few members of the Honesty bloodline. Goes back generations, to when a distant relative of mine was involved in an underground group called the POLHF. Very successful they were: in one night, they killed three Godfathers, and a third of Honesty's crew. I can't remember why. It was undoubtedly a good reason, though. And then, of course, a Fareham killed Honesty- but somehow managed to miss that pissy little toerag Flash_Fire. Christ, what an embarrassment that was. Honesty- is 40 times the man Flash_Fire is, but then again, who is less deserving of even the simplest act of human kindness that Flash_Fire? I can't think of anyone. Even Premeir has a good point. But anyway, so yeah, I killed the crewless Syrup, and now his idiot son has set up basic camp in my beloved Detroit. I of course want to kill him, but if I do, City Hall with replace my high calibre firearm with a more basic one. A basic gun for killing a basic beach of a man. Killing this bloodline feels like pushing the proverbial boulder up a mountain, only for the moron to do forward rolls all the way down, bump into the mother of his son on the way down, and an identikit Syrup flouncing out with a target tattooed on his face. It gets tiresome. I'd shoot Flash_Fire every day if I could - I like getting unexpected praise, and the last time I killed one of his lineage, I was inundated with goodwill and some gifts. But honestly, Honesty-/Syrup? Nobody even notices. It isn't neat. What do you think? Slay Syrup, or set myself free? Thanks everyone. Boat drinks." |
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