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| Chicago: A Musical Production | Started by: Mr_47 on Apr 09, '08 23:29 |
| Not really. I wouldn't do that to you. No musicals. Chicago, the new home of 47 Enterprises. The windy city... wait, there's wind? No one told me that. Oh well, the food is good, the music is good, and, by damn, the mob is back in town. 47 Enterprises, open to all comers. Give us your poor, your weak, your huddled mobsters. Etc, etc, welcome aboard, I love you all. Thank you to The Cheese, Angelical Death, Numbers4Glory, Deviant, my mom, my dad, and my cousin, who let me watch her in the shower when I was twelve. | |
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*strolls in fashionably early* Hello everyone, I'm glad that 47 decided to scrap the musical number. You should have seen us during rehearsal, there were spiders and pickles flying in all directions. I've decided to make an addendum. With the elections coming to the states in November, I've had my campaign manager, make up a thirty second spot to advertise the newly formed 47 enterprises. This is the first I've seen it so hopefully it's good, *rolls film* *camera starts in on a picture of 47 as a young boy* Who would think that one day, this young strapping young lad, would turn to the life of organized crime? *picture turns to black and white still image of 47 as an adult* Are you currently looking for a new family? Are you unemployed, or underemployed? Are you looking to turn your life around? Then try 47 enterprises. They have all the newest technological advancements. *screen flashes the words: Novelty Bullet Proof Vests, Novelty Fire Extinguishers, Novelty X-Ray Glasses!* Be sure to visit 47 enterprises: Home of the "No Tax Guarantee*", the "Wack Whomever You Want Rule*", and the "Free Million Dollar Friday*" (Spoken very quickly almost unintelligibly) Guarantee, Wack Rule, and Free Million Dollar Friday, only applicable in Alaska or Nova Scotia *fades to black* I don't know what to say other than I really need to fire my campaign manager. I assure you other than the vests, and the extinguishers, nothing on that video is correct. |
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| Reply by: Mayor_McCheese at Apr 10, '08 01:04 | |
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| As you can see, I've chosen a crazy-ass right hand man. Here's the principle behind 47 Enterprises: we're here to make mafioso out of everyone. You green gangsters, without a care in the world, we're going to make real criminals out of you. You're the future of the mob, we're going to invest some time in you. | |
| Reply by: Mr_47 at Apr 10, '08 01:54 | |
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As I woke up this morning, Timmy, my errand boy had brought me a paper with the headline splashed across the front page: Chicago: A Musical Production Excited, I got dressed and ran to the street, arriving just in time for the announcement. Forcing my way to the front of the crowd, I look up to see Mr_47 (who looks a good 3 feet taller than Mr_Pickles by my estimation) and Mayor_McCheese readying for a speech. "Not really. I wouldn't do that to you. No musicals." Instant disappointment! I listen to the rest of the speech whilst backing off through the crowd to a shoe shop on the side of the street. Mayor_McCheese is now talking so I run into the shop, purchase some shoes, which I don immediately and go back out into the street to hear the rest of the announcement. "You're the future of the mob, we're going to invest some time in you." At that, the crowd cheers and begins to disperse, I offer my congratulations and head back to HQ, reluctantly dropping my tap shoes in the bin as I head home . . . |
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| Reply by: Vengence at Apr 10, '08 02:34 | |
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Quite sad on the no show regarding the Musical. The Lost Souls could've been the Jets to your Sharks. Or something. |
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| Reply by: Sprozzington at Apr 10, '08 10:17 | |
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| Hahaha, Sprozzington knows West Side Story! Wait, I mean, that's what I heard it was from. Because I've never seen it. Damn it. | |
| Reply by: Mr_47 at Apr 10, '08 10:18 | |
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You forgot to thank god and fake cry v.poorly. rats and a conga line in your general direction. |
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| Reply by: Curiosity at Apr 11, '08 20:12 | |
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to set up a crew in Chicago when you're dodging sniper fire all the time. And, who let a burger be RHM? |
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| Reply by: The_Saint at Apr 12, '08 05:00 | |
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