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Who's there??!!!

Well, it isn't John_Fareham, a man lost to history and forgotten about.

Why isn't John_Fareham there?  Because Four Men in Suits told a joke in a bar and HuckleBerryFinn's relative murdered John_Fareham.

Is that justified?  Should John_Fareham's name be forgotten about HuckleBerryFinn be famous?

We can't, and we must not, blame HuckleBerryFinn for the sins of their relative.  After all, we are all of us products of an environment.

But what if HBF hears someone telling a joke in a bar?  Can we honestly say that he won't trigger off a war that wipes out 95% of the population?

I'm not one to dredge up the past, but for too long, there has been a lack of logic in this thing of ours.  A senseless murder happens, and a contest prize is awarded to a non-entrant.  A joke is told and an RHM is murdered.

An RHM is murdered, and a war wipes out almost everyone.

What can we realistically ask HuckleBerryFinn to do about this?

Jaws, John_Fareham's death hurt us all. It was a senseless and needless crime. That is why we remember him with our great city, built against all odds, by men and woman with enormous, rock-hard trap muscles you could cut your vegetables on. He was killed because a man named FourMenInSuits decided to question the ability and preparedness of our community to engage in organized athletic activity at a time when a city like JFMAST's Detroit was but a distant dream. Fareham had nothing to do with this, and therefore was murdered, according to the secret logic of "one of the best CLs on these shores". Why are these details significant?

Jun 20, 10:15:37    Your latest pickpocketing victim chased after you, but was no match for your speed.
Jun 20, 09:52:45    You PICKPOCKETED! HuckleBerryFinn. You took $355. 

Because if we lived in a world where speed, strength, agility, hand-eye coordination, and mafia basketball IQ were valued as highly as pinstripe suits and fedoras, we wouldn't have to endure the pain of a missed mug, of pursuers tripping over their shoelaces or wheezing heavily in our peripheral vision, or even Mr. Magoo'ing their way into a barrel going down a waterfall, as I witnessed just earlier today. I may be the greatest mafia basketball coach this world has ever seen but am I not mortal & muggable like any other? 

Detroit is an explosively mug-positive city and misses like these only reinforce how important our vision and efforts are for this community. 

Can someone tell me more about this John_Fareham guy?

Who was he?

What did he do?

Why have I never heard of him?

If I can address HeadCoach and Henson together.  You, like me, are Detroit Upper Structure.  Detroit was built in the duringmath of a war, a war precipitated, as HeadCoach points out, by a joke that FourMenInSuits told about the athletic readiness of organised crime figures in this thing of ours.

Now, I'm only slowly but surely starting to put things together.

FourMenInSuits was concerned about the athletic preparedness of organised crime members.  HeadCoach is concerned about the athletic preparedness of organised crime members.

Cui Bono?  (Who Benefits?).

Well, it looks like the athletic preparedness of organised crime.

The noble act of mugging benefits.  All but one allied pro-wacker benefitted.

Detroit was created as a result of.  Henson is an upper structure member because of.

Basketball is the number one sport on the Streets because of.

Because of, what?

Because of John_Fareham being killed, Henson.

John_Fareman was a man, and a right-hand-man.  A relative of HuckleBerryFinn employed him, and then killed him, because FourMenInSuits asked about the athletic preparedness of organised crime figures.  Joked about it, actually.

Some rumour that John's mother was Alanis, an RHM in @AdmiralAckbar's crew.

We don't know that for sure.

But we should ask HuckleBerryFinn whether he A/ killed John_Fareham to STOP the inception of Detroit as we know it, or to START the inception of Detroit as we know it?

This would certainly be a twist that nobody saw coming, if all this deductive reasoning is valid. An Inception-worthy twist, if you will. Don't ask about that reference, because you cannot predict the future, like I can...

Anyhoo, wouldn't that just be fucking amazing if it turned out that ol' Huck was actually the mastermind behind the explosion in mafia-based basketball? Who could have seen that coming? Not John Fareham, because he's dead. But he died for our sins and as a martyr to create the greatest mafia concept in the history of Cosa Nostra.