Jaws takes to the Streets, his beloved Streets, which he has seen become leaderless in recent times, and he begins to speak...

"Friends, after much soul-searching, and having sold my shares in this thing of our's funeral service providers, I have decided that, once and for all, I am going to sell the Competitive Writing Community (CWC).

That is, I am selling the franchise that allows individuals, or collectives, to stage, manage, and otherwise execute (an unfortunate term given a recent CWC bloodbath) a (competitive) Writing Competition.

WHAT DO YOU GET FOR YOUR MONEY?

You get full rights to every single CWC event since time immemorial.  

You get to ask my lineage unlimited questions about how to stage, manage, a (competitive) Writing Competition.

You get all copyrighted materials (including the rights to use the term 'son' to a participant of a (competitive) Writing Competition

You get details of the judging, scoring, prize-awarding mechanisms 

You get anything else you can think of, and starting prize money of up to $5,000,000 (within reason)

You get a complete history of the (competitive) Writing Competitions

WHY SHOULD YOU BUY THE CWC?

It is a brand.  A trademark.  

An institution.  

Because you could probably stage, manage, the competitions better than I can.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?  PUT IN A BID!

Hobbs arrived to the auction carrying a briefcase containing some very important document. He was followed by a well dressed mannequin pulled on a small wooden cart by one of the 180-200 bodyguards who followed Hobbs around and watched him eat, sleep and poop.

Hobbs began to talk

"Jaws, I believe we've been through this, but for the benefit of everyone else in the room not privy to the insanity of this man. The CWC owes me over 34,999,999 dollars and ten credits. If this is not paid, I believe the CWC will be into administration and ultimately declared bankrupt, making all of their assets even more worthless."

I'll now hand over to my lawyer, Mr Johnny Sketches (Not to be confused with @Jhonny-Sketches) for more information. Hobbs wheeled his mannequin forward to take over any future conversations.

"What's that Sketches? Jaws is going to murdered by someone if he doesn't pay us? Just to be clear Sketches, that's not a threat is it? Just a casual observation of what COULD happen if a financial settlement is not reached."

Hobbs wheeled Johnny Sketches backwards in forwards to indicate the agreement. 

"Jaws. J. Give it to Spike. I heard his most recent speech and he had half a dozen stories in there. The guy loves spinning a good yarn! He's the perfect custodian.

"I'll happily relinquish my rights to him."