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Burger King:Abortion "Your Way" Started by: SpikeS on Jun 23, '22 20:09

So like I was eating some chicken fries and decided to go use the bathroom at a Burger King. This was a poor decision. The finger paintings on the wall by the toilet were Renaissance class grade, but the malodorous soaked toilet paper mountain in the corner did spew like Vesuvius.

 

On that seat, to sit down to pee of course, I caught something. I caught a baby. I don’t know how. It didn’t grab me from the water, and cling on. But I have a baby to carry now. I did all I could to be careful. I put down the paper sheet seat covering and everything. Alas, here I am with a baby that I don’t want, and it’s not as easy as taking your pocket piss laser and cleaning off the sides of the bowl like Star Wars.

 

I don’t want this baby. You can’t tell me to have it. But it should be my right to dump it back where it came from, down the toilet. But with the (bowel) movements occurring in the Supreme Court, they are trying to tell me what I can do with my Roe. But it’s my roe and if I don’t like what it becomes as the egg festers in to life, I should be able to squash it like a California roll with yesterday’s avocado. Jesus wouldn’t raise this Burger King baby child. Why should I?

 

So with the aid of a physician, I would like to get rid of this baby, and I would like the government, politics, inflation, and your morals to stay out of it. It belongs flushed in the Burger King bathroom, where regrets and mistakes and haphazard accidents belong. USA USA USA

 

Thank you.

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You are 100% in the right not to go through 9 months carrying a Burger King baby you have no desire to keep. And completely correct the  government, politics, and inflation shouldn't have anything to say about your decision making.

Human rights law clearly spells out that decision about your body are yours alone – this is what is known as bodily autonomy. Forcing someone to carry on an unwanted pregnancy, or forcing them to seek out an unsafe abortion, is a violation of their human rights, including the rights to privacy and bodily autonomy.

And thank you. 

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I believe everyone has a right to choose for themselves, who am I to say that you must believe the exact same way I do, when these same people that force there belief on others are the same people that will not treat people of a different race as equals, this change in the law will effect more laws in time, you will see a country stepping backwards in time and life will not be the same.  

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I am in the UK - I think for most people here it is quite a shocking ruling in the year 2022 tbh. I will not place any personal thoughts on pro or against simply that I do think people have a right to choose about something that affects their bodies for 9 months and then for a lifetime afterwards too. I think the real difficulty is in some states say banned even if rape of sexual assault. To be blunt that just contiunes the original crime. I wonder if those in the US think this will not just result in people travelling to different states if their choice is not to contiune with a pregnancy?

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Textualists on the bench overlooking the 9th amendment. Smh
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