Good day to the ladies and gentlemen who are attending to hear what is on my mind. Now as many of you may know Jaws is fixated on me. I can't take a piss without my name ringing these streets. Normally, I could not be arsed. But then I got to thinking maybe giving Jaws my attention will prevent him from having a coronary attack. Afterall, I am nice. And very jovial as well. These qualities are not to be mistaken as anyone's fool. Jaws calling out my boss to crack on me is what brings me to the stage.

Huck pulls out a book Constipated left behind thumbing through a few hundred pages and reaches the notes that are pertinent to why I am standing before all of you. More importantly Jaws. 

As some of you might recall Constipated was the RH to Lincoln Lawyer. When LL went down, C had to think quickly and met with GF CLO and asked to set up. He gave C his blessings. LL's crew was now intact. It was at this point John Fareham approached C and asked if he could join the crew. The response he got was sure as C trusts until given reason not to trust. Keep in mind the Fareham lineage was all over LL's dick like flies on shit for some time. C not being a dick entrusted in John to bring him on board.

As many of you know LL resurrected from the dead as well as a few others. LL wanted C to remain as CL but C respectfully declined. John remained on the crew when LL took the reigns again. C resumed as his RH. LL had been wanting C to man a crew but C was content and a bit burned out. C informed LL if he does become his captain John Fareham would be his RH. LL did not think less of C nor frown. He said the man has the ability. 

The time came where C was authed and John was indeed C's RH. C knew there were behind the scenes chat on his decision. A few on the crew respectfully approached C with their concerns and C assured all will be good. C strongly felt the man needed this break he would not have gotten anywhere on these shores. C being a Cl was not just a rank issue. C took the happenings within his crew seriously. This meant interacting with the crew, watching over them and paying attention to their happenings/interactions. C was also up on their needs and goals. And what was happening outside his crew. C noted and expressed there was definitely a calm before the storm in effect before he was authed. C was keen but C was not a decision maker in such scenarios.

Reaching the final page to when C buried his RH. John got the brainy idea to stand on these streets and insult every CL on these shores by degrading how they run their crew/business. His side kick four men in suits joined him. Then retired after C put John to rest. This was not a situation where talks were in order. That there charade was quite disappointing and embarrassing for C. Totally unacceptable coming from a RH. To use the excuse it was a joke was even more disappointing to C.

C signed off with further thoughts that are in fact water over the bridge.

Huck cannot be bothered with vengeance. He is comfortable on vacation watching paint dry. I pay my rent. Enough said.

"HuckleBerryFinn coming out here with your fancy talk won't bring @Weezer back.

Weezer died in the Fareham war, the sole allied pro-wacker killed by Pro Fareham forces.

That's DETROIT's war record.  

Is there no end to your perverse bloodlust?"