"I give the following speech with the express caveat that I am dedicated to my crew and city.  But, nevertheless, I speak with authority about what I am about to say.

Mark's crew was targeted relentlessly, methodically, frequently for his sponsorship of the now dead HuckleBerryFinn.

A series of events, which seem obviously connected to me, happened. 

Mark had seven of his men killed and was told, in no uncertain terms, that so long as HBF remained in his crew, his members would die.

So, Mark ejected HBF.  I was then approached and asked if I wanted HBF killed.  I said that even if I wanted to, I could not yet kill someone of HBF's stature.  I was asked for advise.  I said, knowing HBF as I did, that they'd want their famous sense of humour whispered to them.

And so, my well armed friend travelled into the night and killed HBF.

Mark and his crew have never been safer, and this society has lost someone for whom a joke often meant the death of hundreds of people.

We can only hope that this doesn't trigger off The Fareham War 2.  

To recap, I had no hand or part in this killing, even though it did not contradict the laws of this thing.

Well done, Mark, and well done Chicago.  

RIP HuckleBerryFinn"

Ballsy was not much on news let alone fake news. However, when his family lineage is mentioned, more often than not, he is notified for the mere fact some know he is known for no not staying on top of the news. This here bullshit coming from a known cousin of the kuku lineage is laughable. 

Ladies and gentlemen rest assured Mark did not eject Huck. As a matter of fact, when Huck learned he was ejected being the classy guy he is he took a flight and pulled up a beach chair and ordered a drink. While waiting for his drink, he wrote out his last testament. You see Huck is a no-nonsense guy. Huck was into watching paint dry while paying his dues. He could have easily watched paint dry from the streets and avoid dues like rent. 

He left a whisper you can inscribe in stone. 

"I'm BaronGreenback, and the Baron knows that's true.  You say your father knew he was being ejected?  So you proved my point for me.

Where is this supposed will and testament?"