iSup was just strollin' through the streets when he noticed some of his kin. He decided to step onto a milkcrate he found sittin' on the corner.

What's everyone's favorite way of gettin' around these many towns that our families business let's us wander around and graze from? I personally prefer to hop trains. There's always someone with a guitar or some form of instrument, there's always a guy with drugs, and there's always someone there just hummin' along with the tune of the tracks while everyone constantly distracts themselves from what's going on around them.  I was just curious how you folk like gettin' around?

iSup sat on the milkcrate and began rolling one of his own fancy fandango'd spliffz he loved rollin' so much.

"Personally, I much prefer to walk everywhere. Really, I'm like a modern day Pheidippides — except I don't die when I complete my run. Detroit's finest (which isn't saying much) would struggle to keep pace. My feet are so callused my shoes have become superfluous — I really only need them to complete the uniform. Looking dapper is half the race. I don't walk too much anymore though. These days, we move in a convoy. About twenty trucks, usually. One to carry the medals, of course, eighteen to carry my great host of bodyguards and aides, and we've recently purposed a mobile morgue to keep up with me as I rampage through the streets. It's mostly filled with rats, though. The city council should give me a medal for that, really."