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| A surprise for Bobs_Burgers | Started by: FrankCastiglia on Jul 28, '22 01:36 |
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Frank sat on the edge of his bed chain smoking. He had his bedside phone up to his ear as he listened to the rings coming through the headset. “Fuck, Bob. Pick up.” Frank mumbled angrily as he took a drawl from his cigarette. “Eh, hello. It’s Bob. Uhhhh, what do you want?” Bob_Burgers’ voice came through the line finally. “Bob, it’s Frank. And I called you. You don’t have to tell me it’s you when call.” Frank rolled his eyes as he spoke. “Ehhhh, yeah, Frank. Uhhh-whats up? I’m uhhh-busy. Had uhhh-some orders to work on at the restaurant.” Bob said as he sucked his sinus back up his nose. “Bob, it’s midnight. You’re making up excuses at this point. You’re not making hamburgers at midnight. BBB and I need to see you Bob. It’s about the business.” Frank’s tone came across very coarse. “Ehhh, I donno Frank. I’m pretty busy. I’ve got the orders…. And Linda…” Bob was interrupted as he spoke. “Bob, seriously. We know that Linda is your hand with a wig. It’s getting to the point where this is an issue. I’m not even going to ask where you got the wig you put on it. But seriously, this is important business. We need you at the docks immediately. We have to get some things ironed out. Get there immediately!” Frank angrily hung up the phone as he put out his cigarette, stood up and walked to the door. Grabbing his hat from the hook on the way out. 45 minutes later….. At the Castiglia shipping warehouse on the docks at the Bronx Frank and BBB went over their plans. “Ok BBB, when he comes in, I’m going to hit him with it. Soon as he walks in, be ready.” Frank spoke as he helped load up BBB. “Ye, he won’t know what hit him!” BBB exclaimed as he pointed for one of his goats to go back to the corner and hide. About that time Frank spotted headlights coming through the windows in the front of the building. “Alright, places. It’s time!” Frank shouted as quietly as he could so the goats would be quiet and get to their spots and BBB could duck and hide. Bob had stepped out of his car confused at the darkness from inside the building. “Ehhh, this does not seem right. Does not seem right at all. Hmm…” Bob stopped and pondered but he knew Frank sounded angry and he was planning a trip for Linda, himself and the kids so the money being brought up stirred him. “Uhhh, Frank and BBB have never steered me wrong before I guess.” Bob shrugged off the awkward darkness as he approached the door and carefully opened the door and slowly walked inside. “Surpriseeeeeee!!!!!” Frank shouted as he flipped on the lights as Bob stood in the room staring at a giant cake in the middle of the room. “Uhhhh-Frank, uhhhh-it’s not my birthday. Not at all. Not today. Uhhh-I’m confused. Happy but confused.” Bob studied the cake and Frank as well as the goats curiously. “Uhhh-where’s BBB Frank? What have you done with him?” Bob studied the room. “Well my dear odd friend, I have a surprise for you. Because BBB is in this very room!” Franks voice raised as he finished the sentence. Nothing happened. “I said, BBB IS IN THIS VERY ROOM!” Frank yelled this time as he spoke. Hearing his cue BBB and one of his prized goats popped out of the top of the cake. BBB wearing a banner that says “happy birthday” on it and the goat as well. “Happy birthdayyyy, Bobbbbb, happy birthdayyyyy, bobbbbb, happy birthdayyyyyyyy, dear Bobbbbbbbb. Happy birthday to youuuuu!” Both BBB and Frank sang to Bob as he looked on confused in horror as the two men finished and threw confetti. “Uhhh-guys, I appreciate the sentiment, but ehhhh, it’s not my birthday. Not at all. Not today. But it could be, but I’m sure Linda would have told me.” Bob said as he looked down at his hand. “Bob, we knew you’d not been spending much time with us lately. And as your best friends we put our heads together and we came up with the only reason that made no sense. We have never celebrated your birthday with you. And we, we wanted to fix that so you’d hang out with us again.” Frank said with a slight sadness in his voice. “Ye, plus, I’m not wearing a shirt Bob. I don’t do that for everyone. Most people, but not all.” BBB said as he climbed out of the cake to the floor, helping his goat on the way. Bob’s eyes became teary as he wiped away a stray tear that ran down his cheek. “Uhhh-you guys. You guys are the best friends a burger chef could have. If I hadn’t recently been intimate with Linda I’d shake both of your hands.” Bob said as both men cringed and took a step back. “That’s… ok Bob.” Frank said as he stuck his hands in his pockets to eliminate the idea of Bob shaking his hand. “Ye, I’m good too Bob. Just know we appreciate you as our pal.” BBB said as he began petting one of his goats with both hands to eliminate the chance of Bob trying to shake his hands. “I’ll try and make more time for, uhhh-you guys. But, ummmm, is there any real cake? I’m kind of hungry now.” Bob said as he looked around for cake. “Unfortunately not Bob, but let’s head to Frank’s to have a few drinks and see about getting some food that doesn’t use human flesh.” BBB said as he threw feed to his goats and put his shirt back on. “Uhhhh, Linda, is that ok with you honey?” Bob said as he looked down at his hand balled to a fist. Bob shook his hand up and down in agreement as the three men headed out together for a night to celebrate their friendship. And Bob’s not birthday. |
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