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Reel Dream Started by: cuZzsMicKSleightreeG on Jul 30, '22 12:24

Paddy found a wall'en'er Skreetz. He wrote his poem in his MunsterTongue of dee Conno'Rth'uhnda'de Ulster'deedz'Seas. He unleashed the homemade ink'pen'ett he'duh created in his own Rorchester'tt Rorschach back in Witch'Yer'Talk'Folkkz

3 adharc adharc ag ligean do na daoine a fhios cad a tharlóidh má tá an robÚlaí traenach seo te ar a shála ag sníomh an aer. nuair a bhuaileann gach teaghrán garbh gach casúr den sean druma titeann amhrán shéasúir na beatha sa dubh agus liath anaithnid. Buaileann dorn práis síos bealach na farraige ach is é an rud a tharlaíonn nuair a théann an armúr chun farraige ná péacóg ar muir nach bhfuil ann ach soitheach madraí. ní raibh bás an déileálaí cártaí ach ag tosú ag corraigh agus ag labhairt a pholl soiléir de bairille tobac faoi ghlas agus seanchas na farraige. gan treo síos canáil queer na súl agus ag foghlaim lean sé ag rámhaíocht trína shruth piss féin. Arán gabhair mhin choirce bunaithe ar anam an fhile olc gnome le cloigeann scéalaí fuair sé a shlisne de thaos pie. Bhí micreafón Reilly ar muir arís, drumaí na cathaoireach caoladóireachta i dtiúin leis na nóchaidí agus dháréag. an shooter ádh a shoot amhráin ghrá. puff an gás gáire agus kickers wick agus scoirfidh sé arís. cuireann tiomáint inmheánach feidhm maniacal ar leataobh le haghaidh éifeachtúlachta. go deimhin bhí ridire ríoga na seirbhíse ardrúnda ar foluain cheana féin agus ar siúl ar an ngealach ó rugadh é. marcáilte ag a ainm amháin. ach tugtha, tógtha, agus tá tú díreach veteran chroí peacock de na longa na gunnaí le mná rialta gnó chun labhairt faoi.

 3 horny'd Hornets lettin'n le peepz'oh'dee'creepz know'n who the robber of trains with the hottest heel'terd'uh toe spinnin'as'he'swung'oot. The strings of drummers swung hammers of guns and the drummers of bums sang their sea shantyz oh de ol seas. Song'z'ya pelt'ett in err'hyde'en jekyllz fell black and grey as the grey'st of fawx'ess was literally carried out in the firemans drummer oh deedz jalopy multiple upon multiple times, some say last night someones grandma died. The brass played the way oh'dee'ol seaz, but what happens when ar'z armoury is just a Peacock'th'erd Core'Vett'ey'de'ol'double'high'double low of dog shiite? uwotm8? Americana Sicilian03t, but Gaelickk'th'erdz balls Capi'stroked'one'Hoffa ya mumz nonce kunt. The motionin' oh de ol' PaddyOHReilly, the Paddy Wacker, The Reckless one. Found his xPunishERdz dreamz terd'bee stuck in a dick'ett'dee'Toasterd. Blitzkriegz ensued as the unauthed shot of shots had already been swung, and the hammer of his own drum had been spoken a long feckin'n time ago. Seemz'terd'bee only Bee and 'ee'zee'really the Oh'st'erd'oh'do'oh'shit'ee'zayyz'w0t? RedEye'th under the Phylum of the Reddent'Wasp'err queer'eye'd eezown canalway and learn'ett that he was already row'row'S'trollin'n eez own wake oh dee ol lakes. Streamin'up'eez'peez'err. The ol'st'herded Geez'err couldnt sea'm terd'ly stawp claw'en'eez'own'hammerz. The ClawHammer of Bangin'Joez strumm'th'erd awn da lawn, his spawn shot en'too y'ee old AR GardinHArrdyBoiz. OwlzMeal GoatzBredden Based en'y'ee'z Sould oh'de'evil Poet'oh'de'Gnome'Zayinnz whiff'th'uh narrators clack of his clicker oh dee'Sternest'Bow'Oh'Dee'Bowz ever th'row'th'uh'pp'ett. De narratorz 'ead'ed'oh'de'ol'eadz'eyy ladz, found their own slices of PIE, cause ninjuhz was sweet. Paddyz Wickett'est'Spliff yett wasn't shot with the Thom'Zunn or the double .45 ACP of his 1911s. Luckiest of MickLuckingtonz the Terd, with no others sharin'n ee'z'ee'z none of his names oh de Reelz. WickettzSpliff whickett kickerzStickkz and quilted Bows of arrows. His internal'driven'jalopy oh'dee'ol Jalopiez galloped on, saunterin'en Sawyerrz'Huck'th'un'Tucked stern'st'syded bow oh dee Bow. A zen lunatic is reborn in the skreetz. Beat'en'Ikkz in the 50s'ee'zupp'opz'ter'draw'mussa knottyknown. GenX Markett'z heez name, he why'd de wot'dee'fook? The GeneralGunnz after ee'zown'townz drummz begun to spring into the sprung oh'dee'Virgin'Is'Landzz. Given name taketh and he was just a Peacock'terd'ly Core'Vett'eez'own'Seaz. Gunbrigg'a'Deer'eye'th SwampNewt'onn the GunnShipphterd that only sonns oh'nunnz'eh'err Wr0t3.

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Justice headed out of his chambers, gavel in hand. Striking lowly criminals across the crowns of their heads as he went by to remind them that Justice was always present. He heard a young Earner from Philadelphia with a severe case of verbal diarrhoea. He turned to the young man with a confused look on his face. 

 

What the fuck are you even saying?

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The maddened green cap of a sailor'z'lyfe farted on this land'hammer'nerd

Vessel'er'eez missin' a few headlightzz

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Justice could feel his brain seeping out his ears. Whatever this young man was saying was beyond the physical, almost a sonic weapon. The confusion set in and sweat dripped down his forehead. 

 

I'm out I can't do this

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A scratch of his thinker and the souldiers tinkerer grabbed his homemade pen

Whos sweatin'n'whose bulletzz, peace s3llz'fer'da'hells'bellz, but who's buyinn'at'shiite?

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