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| Button man tests homemade cap for aerosol can | Started by: FartBarf on Aug 20, '22 10:57 |
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The can was just some bullshit paint acquired from the local shop around the bend. Northeast of the Wyndfield eStateZz. The squil'drun'n drums had been bangin' since the dawn of time. The jalopy was already in motion, and FartBarf's head was just bouncin' in place. The price for the can was the good ol' five finger discount. The jalopy exited Mockingbird. When the street name became Cornell the car portersyldes to the left, perfectly cut into the left hand lane. Flippin' a bitch at the next crosswalk, FartBarf parks his cruiser of beat2shit'ness parallel the curb. He begins walkin' down Highland Park with a bag relaxed in it's strap thrown over FartBarf's shoulder. He begins writing on the first thing, just walking as the paint hits the wall.
He just kept going? Takin' a porter side turn on the next corner
The hell was this beatnik bombin' his streets for anyways?
The head of FartBarf twitches, one of the TRA members knowin his mission awaits at the end of the next crossway. His jalopy is green with a purple interior. The 2 pigs in the blanket park near the messages, just to cover the ass of the freshly promoted shittily dressed man.
Satisfied FartBarf decided to name his and MeeMawzz first invention the NY FatTax |
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