KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

BANG!

This isn't a joke, this is what's been happening in Chicago today, as it has been happening ever since the Fareham lineage decided to launch the CND campaign.

Today, following the unjustified, unjustifiable, and wanton, attack on Detroit, finally, LV and PH joined with the CND and began the assault.

Let's start at the beginning, shall we?

CONSTIPATED & LINCOLN_LAWYER

These two stupidly named people were the hot-shots, the bit-shots, and the puff-pastry hangmen.  Let's give credit where it is due: in the dance of mediocre leaders around back then, these two stood out.

And one of them, not LL, gave a hardworking, eager to prove himself maestro named John_Fareham a shot at being a hand.  Fareham was good.  Very good.  Perhaps too good.  But then, HeadCoach's dads, FourMenInSuits, told a joke.  For reasons never fully explained, those FourMenInsuits telling a joke led to Fareham's murder.

THE FAREHAM WAR

The world united against the Fareham killers, or just over half did, and for a week, KNOCK KNOCK non-jokes were being told all over the place.  Perhaps at a result of his multitude of fathers, HeadCoach seized the initiative and set up a crew.

THE JOHN FAREHAM MEMORIAL ALL STAR TEAM

The good guys won the war.  But the bad guys, ultimately, won the peace.  Chicago took a leading place in the order of things, and began expanding their empire.  Fatally, Chicago chose to home the Fareham killers, and in doing so, became to the other cities what a tall building became to King Kong: something to be watched, sized up, and then used to climb to the top upon.  

Much has been said about the JFMAST and their innovation.  I can today exclusively reveal that they DID indeed home members of the CND during the CND's assault on the then Acting-Godfather-Chairman's city.

THE RISE AND RISE (AND FALL) AND RISE AGAIN OF CHICAGO NEEDS DEATH (CND)

The CND struck Chicago hard, with the killing of Lost Boy offspring, Consigliere Darkklay (and his son, and grandson).  Big Earners were to follow.  Numerous stone cold Gangsters.

When did an underground group last inflict the casualties that the CND did?  Has it even happened?

But Chicago needed to act the hardman.  They needed to convince the world that they weren't badly organised, poorly led morons: deathfodder, for the laughter-guns of CND.  So, they sent some messages to DT.

Predictably, these messages were sent straight to CND, who continue to kill Chicagoans.

But then, again predictably, Farehamites fell out with the powers that be in Chicago.  So the CND was forced underground.

With by now typical panache, Chicago chose the moment the rogues stopped operating out of Detroit to attack Detroit for allowing rogues to operate out of Detroit.

The dormant CND contacted friends and comrades in PH and LV.

The Takedown of Detroit 

The murder of FrizzleFry was the moment Detroit started to look weak.  Chicago, predictably, thought that they could shoot DT whilst DT were sleeping.  They were right.

But they didn't realise that the innovation Detroit was famous for was beloved of all cities besides Chicago, who, understanding, being the butt of the jokes, didn't find it funny.

So Chicago killed the metaphorical municipal best friend of the cities of Philadelphia and Las Vegas.

AND THEN, MY FRIENDS, CHICAGO WAS WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE MAP!

One, or more, things are certain:

Had Lincoln_Lawyer not pushed for the murder of John_Fareham, then DT would not have become a powerhouse.

Had Chicago accepted the understandable execution of Darkklay, then the CND would not have wiped out a third of their city.

If Chicago had not pressured DT into ejecting Fareham, Fareham wouldn't have attacked Chicago.

If Chicago had not attacked Detroit, Chicago would not have been levelled.

WHAT ARE THE LESSONS HERE?

What an outrageously entertaining work of fiction. 

Had Lincoln_Lawyer not pushed for the murder of John_Fareham, then DT would not have become a powerhouse.

Lincoln_Lawyer did not push for the death of John_Fareham. He had given John his word that as long as he worked hard and "played the game" there would be no recriminations and he would be given a fair chance. I believe LL even sent your ancestor a message saying he was sorry his father had died and that he didn't agree with the reasoning.

Should I go on?

I am new and only know what I have seen and heard, but didn't Chicago wage war against inactive leadership. 

That is my understanding anyways. 

So by taking out Chicago, you have made the statement that you want Inactive leaders.  I suppose  this wanting Inactive leaders is reiterated with  the new crew leader of Chicago who's activity is  Obscenely Low (0-10 Hours Per Week) .  

Just trying to understand.

Thank you Zyler for being a moron in front of everyone.

Maybe it's more the case of, Head Coach was a friend of many of the leaders alive and were not pleased at all about Chicago moving on their friends in Detroit and retaliated on such.

Thank you for throwing baseless accusations though.

I am sorry being new and not understanding things makes you feel like I am a moron. 

I am sorry my trying to understand has made you feel like you need to talk down to me.

Do you treat all people who are new and trying to understand like this? 

Yes I do, thank you for that. Most new people don't come out here and throw baseless accusations at the powers that be because you're misunderstanding the situation.

Why don't you speak to the late shooters about what occurred before making a statement like

So by taking out Chicago, you have made the statement that you want Inactive leaders.  I suppose  this wanting Inactive leaders is reiterated with  the new crew leader of Chicago who's activity is  Obscenely Low (0-10 Hours Per Week) .  

I think this was careless and you're clearly not understanding the situations. 

Yeah BigSam, I know I am not understanding the situation . 

That is why I said I am just trying to understand. 

So, if you are just going to attack my character instead of helping me step out of my ignorance kindly stop directing your comments towards me. 

Thank you Doctor_Melfie but someone after hearing this discussion  has sent me a letter and explained this for me. 

Boss goose, what do you think can be done in the future to prevent chains of events like these? Chicago felt the need for expansion - likely to have space to house the next-in-line of the people they were about to slaughter - and in that sense, if space was the greatest issue, getting rid of HeadCoach was a prudent option. Have you seen how much room he took up? Bricktown was essentially a neighborhood-sized merry-go-round orbiting the biggest set of sweatpants you've ever seen in your life. 

We need a thriving CWC and active streets.

Whole'eart'ed'err'lyy agree. My bloodline speaks of many tales being shared, many actions of brave soldiers fightin' a'gin'ster Durdyz for the love of the hunt. Conversations where people were just havin' a y'ee ol jolly roger of a time. I know many are afraid of facin' what could be a public execution, and one of my family members rests well with a bullet in his skull for that. Probably not any of the one's you're thinkin'n on about right now though.

A drag from his spliff sat twix'teez lips

My ancestor journals are also full of wonderful stories from HQ bar's that my line manned, it was supposed to be for exercise'o'dee minds durin' downtime, but it just became a place to sit'in and chat. I wonder however would we get the 'eadz'oh'dee Evil'n'Wicked negative self talk'r'z 'oatZn'A'boatZz out here?

DLZ listened carefully before muttering to himself "Surely so much blood spilt cannot be good for business?" He looked at his wrist, checking the time on his newly acquired watch "It's time to go build up the Hobbs empire".