SpikeS gets on his swimsuit and puts on some pants over them. He puts on a brightly colored t-shirt and applies sunscreen liberally. He’s excited for the waterpark today with the Ravishing Rustam and that warm yet wicked smile that makes all the pinball and arcade wizard boys squeal.

“Hello Rustam, I brought you a pool noodle to use at the waterpark. It is red and you can carry it like a sickle."

Did you bring sunscreen too? It’s supposed to be a very bright and sunny and hot day and we need to keep hydrated. But remember you can’t drink the water at the bottom of the waterslides because everyone pees in it, even me.

Are you excited as I am? Let’s go get our wristbands and get out of our pants and ready to get wet on the funfair rides. I hope there are enough towels after”

SpikeS goes through the turnstile with Rustam with fresh bright yellow wristbands applied to their wrists. He walks them over to the locker area and puts his street clothes into the locker, ready for the fun to begin.

“Did you tell Valinor to meet us by the wave pool? I hope he brought some flip flops.”