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Let's All Be Bodyguard Wacking Friendly Started by: Pigeon on Aug 28, '22 15:00

The Fareham's are known for being victims of unjustifiable homicides, stunning war records, and, notably, being jointly responsible for the killing of one Godmother, with but a single allied pro-wacker falling victim to the Fareham guns.

 

But Fareham's are also known for INNOVATION

 

Recent Innovation

 

Detroit, the city that Fareham had a hand in building, had a strident pro, indeed mandatory, mugging policy.

 

It is no idle boast to say that this was mostly down to the late John Fareham.

 

Stifled Innovation

 

My father, Doctor Melfi, fought an uphill battle to bring to fruition his long dream of friendly bodyguard assassination.  A public relations campaign led to, let us say, a mixed reception.  And then a mix-up with a petrol bomb and a HQ led to an untimely and early death.

 

And with my father, Doctor Melfi, died the budding bodyguard wacking friendly society.

 

Or did it?

 

DO WE WANT TO SEE A BG WACKING FRIENDLY FRATERNITY

 

If we take FrankCastiglia, for example.  The speeches he gives are awful.  Rumours abound about his limited abilities, off the Streets, as well as on, and yet he didn't start one activity that he may be good at: the friendly, competitive, shooting of bodyguards.

 

We are entitled to ask why this is.  The rattle and retort of gunfire would drown out the monotonous, "samey" speeches he gives, and also cover the laughter of other notable, far more respected street speakers, like the late BBB.

 

The "Castiglia Compromise" would be to cover up Frank's terrible prowess at speaking, and leading, with the number of successful FRIENDLY bodyguard assassinations he'd be capable of.

 

Frank would find it difficult to find friends to engage in this with, because of the level of derision and scorn he inspires, but if there were a FRIENDLY FRATERNITY, even loathed morons could join in, no questions asked.

 

I have nothing but good things to say about FrankCastiglia, and wish to put on record my respect for his good works.

 

SHOULD FRANKCASTIGLIA SUPPORT THE FRIENDLY FRATERNITY TO COVER UP HIS FUCKING AWFUL SPEECHES?

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Frank smiles slyly as the “man”; a term used loosely for this individual, finishes his nonsensical and typical tirade.

“You know, I almost wasn’t going to respond. But considering how I’ve not given any speeches, really. I was curious as to if you’ve read anything I’ve delivered on these streets? Seems to me you’re a fella who dreams of being recognized for creating chaos. Causing havoc. You enjoy getting a response and making yourself feel relevant.

The truth is though you do none of these things nor are you, in fact, relevant. Your lineage, one known for being annoying and as many put it, “wasted talent”. And in fact that’s all you are or have really ever been. It’s sad really. To watch you come out here and latch on to a name to get responses or attention. But I accept your latching because it comes with being in the public eye. And unlike most of my counterparts in this thing of ours, boy am I typically ever in the public eye.

You have a completely clouded perception of yourself and to what you’ve “done” or ever accomplished. Accompany that with the fact that those who let you hang around made you feel self worth because they enjoyed you stirring the pot so they didn’t have to. They made you feel part of something and as if you belonged. Really though, they just laughed as much at you as with you. That’s a theme for your “lineage” though isn’t it?

Let me say, I welcome any attempt on me that you’d like to take. I’d be happy to add to my list the guy who’s greatest claim is that you once random killed a Capo. Fucking legendary.

Now. Go back to your hole and choke on the dirt while you watch me looking down on you from where I am and where you will never be.”

Frank smiles at the little fellow and then winks before strolling away.
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"Hello FrankCastiglia. The truth is I have no friends. My lineage has been used by others for certain purposes, most recently to wipe out a third of Chicago.

But enquiring minds want to know: who was the random Capo you refer to?"
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