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| Warning! Disease spreads like wildfire ! | Started by: K-Dawg on Apr 14, '08 02:32 |
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Listening to the radio this morning I was shocked to hear that once again that dreaded disease, feared by all has once again struck the 6 cities. When I first heard the news I couldnt believe it, didnt want to believe it, but lo and behold, walking through our streets this morning there it was. It had firmly taken a grip on our community once more. But fear not folks, there is a cure. Its a bit like when I was in school all those years ago and the teachers advised us about crossing the road. Stop! Listen! Look left and right and then take that first step carefully. And so it is with the dreaded disease, OOCITUS. To avoid contracting the disease you must stop and listen to what youre saying. Dont be in such a rush to get your point across. Be aware that once the disease rears its ugly head it will spread like wildfire. Even our illustrious leaders have fallen prey to the dreaded OOCITUS! Because it knows no boundaries. It can strike at the heart of any conversation at the drop of a hat. So when youre out there this morning be careful, be vigilant, and dont allow the dreaded OOCITUS to grab you by the throat. Its not easy to shake it off when it does take a grip. Be afraid! Be very afraid! |
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From a window above K Dawg's head a loud bang can be heard followed by the sound of items being thrown around accompanied by the curses of a young woman. Occasionally articles of clothing find their way out the window. A shoe here, a hat there.. Finally a door slams. A few moments later a young woman appears on the stoop of a brownstone. She smiles and rarranges her hair and skirt. Hell there K Dawg, I'm sorry for disrupting your speech. I found this.. It was my dear old granny's long ago. From behind her back she produces a worn leather medical bag with a heavy silver clasp. Please, take this. It would mean a lot to me. In it is the famed "OOCitis Emergency Vaccination Kit" as well as a few disolving tablets for the real emergency situations. She smiles as she hands over her family treasure. I hope you do well with it, for it has been around a great many years. The recipe for the innoculation is in there as well. Old family secrets and such. Take care sir, I just hope some heed your warnings before it is too late. |
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| Reply by: Serafina_Pekkala at Apr 14, '08 02:38 | |
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much obliged ma'am. /me takes the bad and opens it cautiously, looking left to right to ensure its safe. As I take out a folded piece of paper, I read
A most interesting perspective on this dreaded of all diseases. Thank you for this ma'am. I shall treasure it carefully and keep my eyes open. |
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| Reply by: K-Dawg at Apr 14, '08 02:54 | |
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Oh Shit! OOCitius is on the loose! No! Run for your life! Runs as fast as his legs can carry him, away from the Infected ones Get away from me! |
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| Reply by: TheJoker at Apr 14, '08 05:29 | |
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I remember hearing my Granny Evelyn talk about OOCITUS...it sounded horrible. Thankfully, most of her friends at the time didn't catch it when there was a bad plague of it, but then again, Granny Ev had her trusty kit as well. She pulls out of her pocket a small paper-wrapped packet and opens it to reveal several small tablets. She used to harp at us constantly to keep these in our pocket, because she always said we'd never get rid of it. That...that it was like polio. Well, momma made me and my sisters carry it as well. We never go anywhere without one of these little packets from the five and dime. Thoughtfully, she pos one of the pills into her mouth, swallowing hard without benefit of water. You'd think they could flavor the damn things...or do something so they don't stick in your craw goin' down. |
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| Reply by: Eleanor_Rigby at Apr 14, '08 09:47 | |
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Not the disease :O Runs to the nearest bar to get drunk |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at Apr 14, '08 09:53 | |
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| Carling take immediate action and begins to inject the locals with the Role-Play antivirus... | |
| Reply by: Carling at Apr 14, '08 10:30 | |
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APathy sits on the fender of his car ,watching everyone run about either as infected citizens or as the people who are stabbing them with hypos trying to cure them.He hops in his car to get away from the uproar.As he speeds away he starts laughing out loud as he realizes a slight similarity between Zombies and thos einfected with OOC-itis. Zombies run about looking for brains to eat,and OOC-itis infected people run about not knowinbg they lost theirs. |
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| Reply by: Apathy at Apr 14, '08 13:45 | |
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oh noes... "knowinbg". The Zombies that run around amok got him just as he was going to write his last word. I warn you all, approach him with great carefulness! |
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| Reply by: Rambo at Apr 14, '08 14:06 | |
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As you listen to your favourite morning radio show, more horrible news breaks out.... We interrupt our regular program schedule to bring you a news update. Following the widespread epedemic of OOCitus, it now appears that this dreaded disease was nothing only a forewarning for the newest epedemic to hit our fair shores. This latest epedemic is of biblocal proportions compared to OOCitus. It is known as HeadinAssitis and already this morning there have been several cases reported. So be vigilant mafioso this morning and check under the bed before you get out of it the wrong side. |
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| Reply by: K-Dawg at Apr 15, '08 02:48 | |
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Alfi kneels down and looks at the sky, and begins to shout......as if someone was listening When will the madness stop? Please tell me when! |
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| Reply by: AlfonsiTimello at Apr 15, '08 03:06 | |
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