As dictated by the words of the old gods, we are at the intersection of two divine entities - Halloween Monsters and Mariah Carey's Christmas Music On Repeat In Every Store You Shop In For The Next 3 Months (or MCCMORIESYSIFTN3M for short).

We have leased new servers which have the raw horsepower to engage her forces in a battle of the ultimate holiday siege.  We have some great bonuses this time around in hopes to entice your support for 'At least 2 events before we have to deal with Mariahs Bullshit'. So help keep Mariah Carey at bay, arm yourself with MR Perks/Credits and prep yourself for a Halloween event soon to be announced as well as a brand new event currently under development which will be played on the new GUI.

We are now running a sale that ends Oct 3rd, '22 @ 23:59.  There are random bonuses that are given out regardless of when you buy but there are also some hidden bonuses that are weighted to trigger more often in the start, tapering down to slightly less often towards the end of the sale. (Meaning buy early, get more).  Iif you purchase $50+ it will run it twice, if you purchase $75+ it will run it 3 times and so on)

Purchase $25+ in credits to get these additional free things:

25-150 Insta Petties
Bookkeeper/Reveal (60 Days)
10 Mappings
2x Pied Piper
Police Wackback Bribe
Pick Pocket Perk
Fort Attack Perk
50-150 Hustle
100-200 Favors

1 in 3 - Drug Perk
1 in 3 - Additional Pied
1 in 3 - Super VIP
1 in 3 - OC Perk
1 in 3 - DFP Stacking

1 in 20 - Instas
1 in 20 - 20 Quads
1 in 20 - 20 CAs
1 in 20 - 20 Pied Pipers
1 in 20 - Police Wackback Bribes
1 in 20 - 500-750 Hustles

Some bonus hustle points given to others in your family.

Everyone who has purchased in the last 7 days from this post can be grandfathered in, please mail me *after the sale is over* so I can manually handle it.

As a side thinger-neato-toy, I've played around with the seed on the RNG that is controllable by you.  There are 10 RNG's, each triggered by purchasing 25.00 (to trigger RNG #0) 25.01 (to trigger RNG #1) 25.02 (to trigger RNG #2) 25.03 (to trigger RNG #3) and so on up until 25.09.  Anything past 25.09 will just trigger the normal RNG.  If this section makes no sense, ignore it, its for the superstitious people - any purchase 25.00+ triggers the RNG :)